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RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor

Michchamp

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Wow, she made it to 99.

Hey, old guys, she used to be pretty hot, right? I only remember her from... Green Acres reruns, I think. Or was that Eva Gabor?
 
Sister Eva was a couple years younger; the two looked very much alike.

Eva died a little over a decade ago.

Zsa Zsa was once married to an ancestor of Paris Hilton.

The term "famous for being famous" could have originated with her.
 
What kind of assholes left her on life support for 5 years?

Fucked up family.

http://people.com/movies/zsa-zsa-gabor-dies-family-feuds/

sounds like her 6th husband was a pretty bad apple.

Maybe don't get married that many times? after your fifth divorce, just hire a good lawyer and get your estate planning and elder care arranged before you go senile and can't remember your own name.

of if money is a problem, just resolve to take a whole bottle of sleeping pills on your 80th/85th/90th (say) birthday. but before you do, be sure to mail a letter to the local coroner informing them you voluntarily committed suicide, and where they can locate your corpse, so that we don't have to read one of those internet articles about someone randomly finding a long dead body in the upstairs bedroom.

good advice, no? too bad no one offered it to Zsa Zsa ~15 years ago or so.
 
sounds like her 6th husband was a pretty bad apple.

Maybe don't get married that many times? after your fifth divorce, just hire a good lawyer and get your estate planning and elder care arranged before you go senile and can't remember your own name.

of if money is a problem, just resolve to take a whole bottle of sleeping pills on your 80th/85th/90th (say) birthday. but before you do, be sure to mail a letter to the local coroner informing them you voluntarily committed suicide, and where they can locate your corpse, so that we don't have to read one of those internet articles about someone randomly finding a long dead body in the upstairs bedroom.

good advice, no? too bad no one offered it to Zsa Zsa ~15 years ago or so.

A woman who marries well five times shouldn't be having any money problems.

A man?

Different story.

No man should get married more than three times.

After a third divorce, every five years, a man should just find some bitch he really hates, and buy her a house.
 
A woman who marries well five times shouldn't be having any money problems.

A man?

Different story.

No man should get married more than three times.

After a third divorce, every five years, a man should just find some bitch he really hates, and buy her a house.

That is good advice. better than the Larry King/Rupert Murdoch approach. but then again, those guys have so much money, and such killer lawyers, they probably have bulletproof prenups. at least Rupert "Howlin' Mad" Murdoch does, you know that.
 
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