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Begun, the Church Wars have

Michchamp

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"Pastor Joel Osteen was methodically heckled six times during his packed Sunday sermon. However, quite a few armed members of his congregation escorted the hecklers out...

It turns out, the ones who heckled Pastor Joel Osteen were from Wells, Texas, and are associated with The Church of Wells. Needless to say, the rival church has quite a discontent [sic] with the Pastor of the Lakewood Church..." Link.
These people must all be from some subspecies of homo sapiens that possesses below-average intelligence. I cannot understand how they think, how they function, what motivates them, how their minds work... it is all very strange to me.
 
Not positive, but I believe that I read somewhere that the church in Wells TX has also called for the execution of Jim Boob, MEchelle, and Joshmo Duggar....o_O
 
The way I worship is better than the way you worship! My cherry picked beliefs are more valid than your cherry picked beliefs.
 
"Pastor Joel Osteen was methodically heckled six times during his packed Sunday sermon. However, quite a few armed members of his congregation escorted the hecklers out...

It turns out, the ones who heckled Pastor Joel Osteen were from Wells, Texas, and are associated with The Church of Wells. Needless to say, the rival church has quite a discontent [sic] with the Pastor of the Lakewood Church..." Link.
These people must all be from some subspecies of homo sapiens that possesses below-average intelligence. I cannot understand how they think, how they function, what motivates them, how their minds work... it is all very strange to me.

The syllogism does not track. Not all faithful people are sub-intelligent. And not all atheists are brilliant.
 
I saw church security once. They wore crazy antiquated uniforms and carried pikes.
 
Did they also wear big bushy black headgear?

The Church just can't let go of the 16th century...

th0_11362_vatican_swiss_guards_02.jpg


even though their military is no match for anyone else's now.

hell, I could raise a tougher army than that before lunch.
 
The Church just can't let go of the 16th century...

th0_11362_vatican_swiss_guards_02.jpg


even though their military is no match for anyone else's now.

hell, I could raise a tougher army than that before lunch.

The idea of MC forming a militia...it's like a chair with shoes. Well, it's a funny image.
 
The idea of MC forming a militia...it's like a chair with shoes. Well, it's a funny image.

it's easy.

I just put on a camo jacket, go up to a bunch of dumb Christians & say "derr derr derrr Obama is coming to take er guns" and theyre ready to follow me anywhere.
 
it's easy.

I just put on a camo jacket, go up to a bunch of dumb Christians & say "derr derr derrr Obama is coming to take er guns" and theyre ready to follow me anywhere.

I'm skeptical of your ability to mask your contempt. You'd get a facial twitch just trying.
 
I'm skeptical of your ability to mask your contempt. You'd get a facial twitch just trying.

I forgot to add that I have to get pretty hammered to pull it off. I more or less dumb myself down (WAY down) so as I can relate to them.
 
I forgot to add that I have to get pretty hammered to pull it off. I more or less dumb myself down (WAY down) so as I can relate to them.

Make sure you bring your skeet shooting rifle to lend authenticity.

Then go walking around the streets of Chicago drunk and armed and shouting epithets about how the president is trying to take away your gun.
 
Make sure you bring your skeet shooting rifle to lend authenticity.

Then go walking around the streets of Chicago drunk and armed and shouting epithets about how the president is trying to take away your gun.

you shoot skeet with a shotgun, not a rifle.

if you were like Annie Oakley or something, and had a lot of vacant land in front of you, I suppose you could use a rifle.
 
you shoot skeet with a shotgun, not a rifle.

if you were like Annie Oakley or something, and had a lot of vacant land in front of you, I suppose you could use a rifle.

I do.

I shoot skeet with the type of rifle in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugCD8LB5PHs

I go up to Chris Rock's yard up on a cliff in Malibu, and that red neck and I shoot skeet out over the Pacific Ocean with your high powered rifles.

EDIT:

Kid Rock, not Chris Rock.

Although Chris is a little bit of a neck, himself.
 
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I do.

I shoot skeet with the type of rifle in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugCD8LB5PHs

I go up to Chris Rock's yard up on a cliff in Malibu, and that red neck and I shoot skeet out over the Pacific Ocean with your high powered rifles.

EDIT:

Kid Rock, not Chris Rock.

Although Chris is a little bit of a neck, himself.

Chris Rock is kind of a redneck
 
I saw some sort of 60 Minutes thing on Osteen a few years ago and it highlighted the resentment towards him for being too secular and too much of a showman and not evangelical enough ....that he's too positive and not condemning enough.

(and he's loaded, too)
 
I saw some sort of 60 Minutes thing on Osteen a few years ago and it highlighted the resentment towards him for being too secular and too much of a showman and not evangelical enough ....that he's too positive and not condemning enough.

(and he's loaded, too)

looked up his wife, because I remember her being in the news...

she upset fundies by claiming the point of church wasn't to worship god, and once assaulted a flight attendant over a stain on her first class seat (was fined by the FAA).
 
The Church just can't let go of the 16th century...

th0_11362_vatican_swiss_guards_02.jpg


even though their military is no match for anyone else's now.

hell, I could raise a tougher army than that before lunch.

The Swiss guards carry firearms. The Halbreds are more for show/ceremonial purposes.
 
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