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The Official "Are You Kidding Me?" Thread

tinselwolverine

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Okay I'll start.

So I'm sitting here with my wife, and it's a pretty good day, the Tigers won pretty bad, and were watching TV and so forth, and I'm joking around with my wife about the proctological part of my annual physical with my pretty and cute female doctor that I saw yesterday-She's not quite as pretty and cute as she was 15 years ago when I first started to see her but whatever.

So anyway, she used to be a little bit shy when I first started to see her about dealing with my guy bits but-whoa-not anymore; she just latexes and lubes right up and dives right on in there now.

So afterword, she says to me "well your prostate feels really good," and the wife says "well you definitely want to hear that from the doctor as opposed to anything else;" and besides that you probably really want to hear that from a cute pretty girl her finger up there 15 years anyway.

So the wife and I are sitting around laughing about that and I start texting the ex-wife about it thinking she'd find it kind of funny, and she gets all pissy with me, and she complains that I'm interrupting her and her counting money...and I start to think to myself "are you kidding me-if you're so busy counting out money, how about counting out some of the way more money that I really needed to pay you that I paid you anyway under the law after we ended our marriage?"

Okay, who's next?
 
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