Mysterious shiny monolith found in otherworldly Utah desert

[biggunsbob]

2001 space odyssey here we come !



https://apnews.com/article/mysterious-monolith-in-utah-desert-b7bbb9d162bbd2df99d53f3146ff261e

 

[biggunsbob]

Location is not being disclosed because of the remote location.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Oh.

At first I thought the title was “mysterious WHINY monolith...”

I thought maybe Trump was looking to buy a place in Mitt Romney’s neighborhood, just to piss the Mittster off...

Ah, those two merry pranksters with each other...

 

[sggatecl]

God damn it Banksy.

 

[Michchamp]

In the absence of information about who put it there, we can only assume the libdem chicoms put it there are a beacon to signal their evil alien masters, who will invade and enslave all red-blooded Americans, and force them to work in the mines on Alpha Centauri 3.

That's the only logical conclusion any sensible person could come to here.

 

[Gulo Blue]

Maybe if we crack it open, it contains the solution to Michigan football's inexplicable problems.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Maybe if we crack it open, it contains the solution to Michigan football's inexplicable problems.

Maybe if we crack it open it will release the Kraken.

 

[biggunsbob]

Any idea is plausible. When it opens we are gong to be teleported back to 1997, and Carr will be given all the information he needs to defeat the Treacherous Ohio buckeyes forever. Oh , and tell Mike Hart to shut-up after games. Maybe we could have kept Msu asleep for a few more years. Or maybe it?s some retired Hippies from the late 60?s.

 

[Michchamp]

Maybe if we crack it open, it contains the solution to Michigan football's inexplicable problems.

Or it may turn us into immortal, incorporeal beings. one of the two