Bachmann comedy

[Sbee]

we all know she's crazy but this is just comical, too good not to share

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) expressed a mixture of condemnation and appreciation toward President Barack Obama for, in her words, bringing the world to end times.

"We need to cry out to a Holy God," Bachmann said on Jan Markell's "Understanding the Times" radio show over the weekend. "This is coming faster than anyone can see."

?Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon," she said. "Why? Why would you put the nuclear weapon in the hands of madmen who are Islamic radicals?"

Bachmann, however, then seemed to approve of the President moving mankind into "the midnight hour."

"We get to be living in the most exciting time in history," she said, urging fellow Christians to "rejoice."

"Jesus Christ is coming back. We, in our lifetimes potentially, could see Jesus Christ returning to Earth, the Rapture of the Church."

"These are wonderful times," she concluded.

Bachmann made similar remarks on Markell's show last week.

?We have very little time, in my opinion, left before the second return of Christ. That?s good news."

 

[Monster]

Funny, but also terrifying that elected officials believe this stuff. She's not in office, but I guarantee she's not the only patriot to believe this.

And IMO, anyone who thinks we'll ever have a Nuke launched at us by a foreign government is a twit. Yes, a twit. We would proceed to destroy every square inch of the country that attacked. Nobody is that stupid. Not even iran and Nkorea

 

[Sbee]

Funny, but also terrifying that elected officials believe this stuff. She's not in office, but I guarantee she's not the only patriot to believe this.

And IMO, anyone who thinks we'll ever have a Nuke launched at us by a foreign government is a twit. Yes, a twit. We would proceed to destroy every square inch of the country that attacked. Nobody is that stupid. Not even iran and Nkorea

she's crazy but also very popular with the base of that party, I'm sure those lines that she gave would get her a lot of applause in rural america.

the iran nuclear negotiations are too complex for her to understand

 

[Michchamp]

When republitards bring up the end times or the apocalypse, it's always comedy gold.

I remember back in the mid 2000's I was talking to a particularly Right-wing family member who was telling me about why Christians support Israel so much. without any awareness of how BATSHIT INSANE it sounded, told me how Christians love Israel because it will be the death of most of Israel that will lead to the second coming of Jesus Christ (which every Christian knows will be this totally awesome fun time!)

so... they side with Israel, but only because they want Israelis to die, which will lead to Jesus coming back.

and these are the people Netanyahu came over to pander to?

 

[Monster]

When republitards bring up the end times or the apocalypse, it's always comedy gold.

I remember back in the mid 2000's I was talking to a particularly Right-wing family member who was telling me about why Christians support Israel so much. without any awareness of how BATSHIT INSANE it sounded, told me how Christians love Israel because it will be the death of most of Israel that will lead to the second coming of Jesus Christ (which every Christian knows will be this totally awesome fun time!)

so... they side with Israel, but only because they want Israelis to die, which will lead to Jesus coming back.

and these are the people Netanyahu came over to pander to?

They love Jews, though. They'll Prove it! Say a bad word against Israel and they'll personally fly there to suck that israeli cock. Cough bloomberg Cough.

 

[Thumb]

?Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon," she said. "Why? Why would you put the nuclear weapon in the hands of madmen who are Islamic radicals?"

Whats even scarier, is there are a lot of people on the far right who eat this shit with a spoon, and who are probably convinced this is the truth, not some ridiculous crap made up by a bat-shit crazy cunt.

 

[grandy]

she's crazy but also very popular with the base of that party, I'm sure those lines that she gave would get her a lot of applause in rural america.

the iran nuclear negotiations are too complex for her to understand

To be fair, turning the entire Middle East to dust is probably the only foreign policy her supporters would embrace.