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Clint Eastwood called today.

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I guess Romney is breaking out the big guns in the final days. Dirty Harry himself called (pre-recorded though, because hell, he's busy talking to all the empty chairs in his mansion) and urged me not so much to vote for whatshisname...the Mormon rich guy, but not to vote for Obama.

Oddly, like 20 minutes later I saw a TV ad with Morgan Freeman, saying fuck that Romney fool, Obama is the man.

Which made me realize, anytime from now on I ever watch the movie(s) Unforgiven, or Million Dollar Baby, I'm going to be reminded of the 2012 presidential campaign.

I guess if I was to be influenced by either one, it would be the guy with the butter smooth voice, not the one who sounds like he gargles with broken glass and gravel in the morning.
 
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Whatever, I heard from Romney and Ryan themselves within 15 minutes of each other. Damn it I forget how they told me to vote.
 
DAMN DIRTY APES!

oh, wait, that was that other senile old republican guy...
 
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(guess we can take the musket from his hands, now that he's cold and dead...)
 
Whatever, I heard from Romney and Ryan themselves within 15 minutes of each other. Damn it I forget how they told me to vote.

I'm guessing they weren't personal calls. Guess you didn't throw enough money into the fire pit known as national elections.
 
I received a call from Kid Rock for a keg party at his place wednesday...a victory party...pretty cool
 
I received a call from Kid Rock for a keg party at his place wednesday...a victory party...pretty cool


Yes, but I'm sure he expects, and you'll comply, on you wearing a little red tuxedo vest and carrying around a plate of hors d'oeuvres, and cleaning up all the empty Coors Light cans and half smoked Winstons the next morning.

Better have the garden hose ready to wash away all the puke from people drowning their disappointments also.
 
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