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Jared Allen on Detroit lol

mhughes0021

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"I don't like going to Detroit," Allen told MLive.com. "I'll be honest. It's gloomy, it sucks. Everything is brown, and then there is snow on the ground. There's like brownstones everywhere, and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way."
 
and Minnesota is fucking bright lights , big city ?? another fucking clown who has taken one to many shots to the head.
 
Maybe we can work a trade to make that river drowning a reality.

Someone needs to shut this guy up because he's a complete clown. He was spewing shit about all sorts of stuff for no apparent reason. He said something about New Orleans being like a third world nation and needing to wear body armor there too.
 
SLICK said:
and Minnesota is fucking bright lights , big city ?? another fucking clown who has taken one to many shots to the head.


Minneapolis is a pretty nice town
 
I forgot it doesn't snow in minny lol.


But I like Allen. He's hilarious I doubt he's serious with half of what he says.
 
Maize&Cheese304 said:
I forgot it doesn't snow in minny lol.


But I like Allen. He's hilarious I doubt he's serious with half of what he says.

making fun of the city of Detroit is like saying the N word. You have to black for it to be ok.
 
If he had a different hair cut, he'd be a different person. Can't blame someone for being a douche if they have a natural mullet.
 
Always gotta love a guy from a 2-10 team talking smack.
 
he probably said it so that during the game 1 of our players would throw a punch at him
he figured it was the only way theyd win.
penalties...
 
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