Nursery Rhyme Time

[architect]

Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!

asterisk behind the roses
a vest full of excuses
ashes, ashes
O$U falls down

Bling around Posey
pockets full of money
excuses and nooses
OSU hangs itself

 

[damfran]

UOS blew...........it needed the $ OHHHHH!!!

 

[TheVictors]

MoMo said it, he got Goose-d and Gatted!
Pryor signed crap and his crew got Tatted,

Vest shoulda Tweeted,
Compliance help he Needed,

When he read the e/mail,
Rife about to go to Jail,
A long Evidence Trail,
Feds about to Nail ...

A scheme of Thugs, involving the Bucks,
Whispers of cash, loaner cars and Blinged Trucks,

Tressel resigns, it's a ...Sign of the Times,
Gee and Smith pray ... it's the end of it all,
Little do they know....



the Hammer's about to Fall



Bowl ban,
Bowl ban,
Bowl ban.....


/drops mike

 

[michlady77]

my first attempt at tosu haiku

tattoos and pawn shops,
summer jobs that pay too much
buckeyes are cheaters

 

[jever4321]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Michigan's awesome
OSU sucks Poo.

 

[redandguilty]

it's going to take several hours to exalt all of you

 

[rayhowland3]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Michigan's awesome
OSU sucks Poo.

That is friggin' awesome. Nice work...

 

[redandguilty]

I see 'em standing, broken-hearted.
Thought it's done, but it's only started.
Isolated lapses is all Gene will admit,
but the players don't know when to quit.

 

[wolverine304]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Michigan's awesome
OSU sucks Poo.

Ohio, scarlet red
Michigan, Go Blue
You're program is going to be dead
Doesn't it suck to be you.

 

[jever4321]

I see 'em standing, broken-hearted.
Thought it's done, but it's only started.
Isolated lapses is all Gene will admit,
but the players don't know when to quit.

They're all good, but this is genius.

 

[architect]

MoMo said it, he got Goose-d and Gatted!
Pryor signed crap and his crew got Tatted,

Vest shoulda Tweeted,
Compliance help he Needed,

When he read the e/mail,
Rife about to go to Jail,
A long Evidence Trail,
Feds about to Nail ...

A scheme of Thugs, involving the Bucks,
Whispers of cash, loaner cars and Blinged Trucks,

Tressel resigns, it's a ...Sign of the Times,
Gee and Smith pray ... it's the end of it all,
Little do they know....



the Hammer's about to Fall



Bowl ban,
Bowl ban,
Bowl ban.....


/drops mike

haha well done

 

[damfran]

Humpty Buckeye, tattooed on the wall

Scarlet O'whoora, turning tricks in the stall

All the delinquents, with all of their jive

Couldn't do better than 7-5

 

[jever4321]

Humpty Buckeye, tattooed on the wall

Scarlet O'whoora, turning tricks in the stall

All the delinquents, with all of their jive

Couldn't do better than 7-5

Hahahaha! Awesome!

 

[TheVictors]

Humpty Buckeye, tattooed on the wall

Scarlet O'whoora, turning tricks in the stall

All the delinquents, with all of their jive

Couldn't do better than 7-5

**STANDING OVATION!!**

 

[TheVictors]

To Pop Evil's 'In the Big House!' ---


In the Horseshoe, We get our Ink On!
I gots my autograph, That you Can Pawn!
I hear The Sweatervest, he is in a Mess,
Pryor ratted out, and he Confessed,

To getting Paid, and get-ting Laid,
And to tens of grands, that he Has Made,
From Breaking Rules, at the type of School,
That wants to Be, really S-E-C,

Shame, Shame on Oh-High-Oh,
Shame on the buckeyes,
Shame on the Liars, Protectors and Cheaters!

Shame, Shame on Oh-High-Oh,
Shame on Prezzy Gee,
Shame on the whole place, Fire Theee Athletic-D,

We dishonor thee, ... O-H ... I-O
Our new Recruits are Bound to Go,
To That Team Up North,
Where a players Worth,

Isn't based Upon,
A Mentor's Dance and Song,
But on Character and in just One Case,
A Kid that Dominates, they call ... SHOELACE!!

Shame, Shame on Oh-High-Oh,
Shame on the buckeyes,
Shame on the Liars, Protectors and Cheaters!

Shame, Shame on Oh-High-Oh,
Shame on Prezzy Gee,
Shame on the whole place, Fire Theee Athletic-D!

Shame, Shame on Oh-High-Oh.......
[refrain]