Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears

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Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game!

Q. What do the Chicago Bears & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make a stadium full of people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn't Rockford have a professional football team?
A. Because then Chicago would want one.

Q. Why was Ron Turner upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q.. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chicago Bears.

Q. What do the Chicago Bears & possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home & get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
A. Forte leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

 

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The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

 

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You guys know why the trees in Michigan lean to the south?
It's been determined the Packers blow and the bears suck.

There is a new speeding law in Illinois. First offense you get bears tickets second offense you have to use them.

Matt forte is so stupid he invested 1,000,000 $ in a solar powered flashlight

A teacher tells her class that she loves the BEARS. The class agrees with her except one little girl. When asked who she likes, the girl said the Lions. The teacher asked why and the girl said "because my mommy and daddy are fans". The teacher replies, "that's no reason to like them, what if your dad was an idiot and your mom was a moron... then what would you be?" The little girl replied back, "a Bears fan

A Lions fan, a Vikings fan and a Bear fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Viking fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Vikings" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Lions fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for the Lions!" and pushes the Bear fan off the mountain!!!!

The FBI is investigating the Detroit Lions for cruelty, stealing, rape and murder. Several Chiefs were found dead in Kansas City, numerous Cowboys had their will to live stolen, and left them lifeless in Dallas, 53 Vikings reported they were beat up, raped and stuffed in a trunk. It is believed that the Bear population in Chicago is the next species targeted by the Lions!

Q. Why doesn't Rockford have a professional football team?
A. Because then Chicago would want one.

Breaking News: The Department of homeland security has issued a Bears Fans Riot Warning. This Riot will start Monday afternoon and continue till next season. Lions Fans evacuate into the safety of the end-zone, The Bear fans don

 

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Danny Diggler[/color]]Derp

LMAO

I think my wife just realized she married a wierdo....

 

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hahaha

 

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My fav by far

 

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