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tsmith7559
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Now you've just made us mad. First you start our road to 0-16 back in 2008 and now your QB runs his pursed little mouth about our coach. How can Pat Ryan say that he has twice the arm that Stafford has and that Megatron is a poor man's Roddy White? Are you freakin serious with that smack? I've seen some crazy things in my time but never have I ever been insulted by a never-was QB such as your Pat Rhianna. It's all over except for you crying. FEAR Wayne Fontes! He has not died and is phoning in defensive hoodwink plays via a transistor in his stogie from Tarpon Springs, FL. You cannot Stop Ndamakong Suh, you can only run right by him.
Good news though, not one of our defensive players from 2008 remains! All we do is destroy teams except when the refs decide the game, like they did with Frank Gore's long run against my Lions, the Gridiron Gladiators from Detroit. YOU ARE coming to Furious Ford Field, home of the visiting False Start Penalty squad. Michael Vick cannot save you! Jamal Anderson cannot save you, it's all over except for the real housewives of Atlanta crying. That means you!
When I look up overrated frauds in my Encyclopedia Britanica, I find a picture of all Atlanta Sports teams, particularly the Braves. But I do see the falcons as a footnote. Do you miss your second round pick CB Chris Houston? You could have had him back for a bag of footballs this past offseason but you passed and all he does is stop the run and catch INTs. Thanks for him, he's flourishing in real defensive system, led by GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM.
I mean, didn't the British set Altanta on fire back in the day? You're coming to our house to get a VICTORY hung on you and to have your rickety old bus chased back to DTW. Fat boy Turner won't get more than 40 yards rushing, in either half! QB Rhianna will be picked off 3 times, twice by Houston! Our coach will beat up your coach. Don't bother watching and surely, don't make the trek, you'll just leave disappointed. Plus we'll steal your rims.
Dear Lord Santa Claus, if you do exist, I ask that You please confine the current Lions losing streak to one single game against the overrated fraudulent 49ers and please give Barbie Carpenter and company the strength to smite the talentless tools from hotlanta this coming Sunday, your most holy day. Amen.
Lions 17
atl 7
tell me, are you scared yet?
Sincerely,
1957 World Champs Sucka!
Good news though, not one of our defensive players from 2008 remains! All we do is destroy teams except when the refs decide the game, like they did with Frank Gore's long run against my Lions, the Gridiron Gladiators from Detroit. YOU ARE coming to Furious Ford Field, home of the visiting False Start Penalty squad. Michael Vick cannot save you! Jamal Anderson cannot save you, it's all over except for the real housewives of Atlanta crying. That means you!
When I look up overrated frauds in my Encyclopedia Britanica, I find a picture of all Atlanta Sports teams, particularly the Braves. But I do see the falcons as a footnote. Do you miss your second round pick CB Chris Houston? You could have had him back for a bag of footballs this past offseason but you passed and all he does is stop the run and catch INTs. Thanks for him, he's flourishing in real defensive system, led by GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM.
I mean, didn't the British set Altanta on fire back in the day? You're coming to our house to get a VICTORY hung on you and to have your rickety old bus chased back to DTW. Fat boy Turner won't get more than 40 yards rushing, in either half! QB Rhianna will be picked off 3 times, twice by Houston! Our coach will beat up your coach. Don't bother watching and surely, don't make the trek, you'll just leave disappointed. Plus we'll steal your rims.
Dear Lord Santa Claus, if you do exist, I ask that You please confine the current Lions losing streak to one single game against the overrated fraudulent 49ers and please give Barbie Carpenter and company the strength to smite the talentless tools from hotlanta this coming Sunday, your most holy day. Amen.
Lions 17
atl 7
tell me, are you scared yet?
Sincerely,
1957 World Champs Sucka!
