Lions hire a QB coach

[swami45]

Jim Bob Cooter, I swear that is his real name too. Has been with Indy, KC, and Denver this past year.

Also has an impressive arrest record, puts Joe Cullen to shame

 

[michiganalex]

link? grandy already posted he is an Assistant of some sort

 

[swami45]

http://www.freep.com/article/20140207/SPORTS01/302070121

 

[swami45]

This link is better though

http://www.local8now.com/home/headlines/49623477.html

 

[jdeb]

He specializes in side arm throwing dynamics and advanced pick your open pocket technique. Great hire. Lions are going to the super bowl.

Rumor has it, LKP is the next Community Relations Manager. He is replacing Ryan Hackworth.

JK Ryan, I owe you a couple of Vernors.

 

[lgolfer]

This link is better though

http://www.local8now.com/home/headlines/49623477.html

Not only does he have a crazy name, but he's done even crazier/stupid stuff. Quote from the article.

"Former Vol backup quarterback "Jim Bob" Cooter, whose real name is James Robert Cooter, is facing aggravated burglary charges after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing through a window of her Fort Sanders apartment, according to an arrest warrant.

The warrant says Cooter climbed through woman's window on Franklin Station Way, stripped down to his underwear and got into bed with the woman Saturday.

She called police, who found him in her bed and arrested him on an aggravated burglary charge."
Who does that?!

 

[tigermud]

Wtf do they even need a QB coach for with Lombardi as the new OC

 

[tomdalton22]

Not only does he have a crazy name, but he's done even crazier/stupid stuff. Quote from the article.

"Former Vol backup quarterback "Jim Bob" Cooter, whose real name is James Robert Cooter, is facing aggravated burglary charges after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing through a window of her Fort Sanders apartment, according to an arrest warrant.

The warrant says Cooter climbed through woman's window on Franklin Station Way, stripped down to his underwear and got into bed with the woman Saturday.

She called police, who found him in her bed and arrested him on an aggravated burglary charge."
Who does that?!

He will be going through a Wendys drive up window naked in Detroit.

 

[mhughes0021]

He will be going through a Wendys drive up window naked in Detroit.

how awesome would it be if a guy named Cooter got hammered in Windsor and pulled up naked to order Poutine?

 

[zyxt9]

Not only does he have a crazy name, but he's done even crazier/stupid stuff. Quote from the article.

"Former Vol backup quarterback "Jim Bob" Cooter, whose real name is James Robert Cooter, is facing aggravated burglary charges after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing through a window of her Fort Sanders apartment, according to an arrest warrant.

The warrant says Cooter climbed through woman's window on Franklin Station Way, stripped down to his underwear and got into bed with the woman Saturday.

She called police, who found him in her bed and arrested him on an aggravated burglary charge."
Who does that?!

Better question, "Who hires someone who does that???"

Answer: Detroit Lions

Duh!

 

[tonyballs]

how awesome would it be if a guy named Cooter got hammered in Windsor and pulled up naked to order Poutine?

From a guy that lives in Windsor. I get the poutine part but not being named Cooter lol.

 

[tonyballs]

Better question, "Who hires someone who does that???"

Answer: Detroit Lions

 

[cheeno]

From a guy that lives in Windsor. I get the poutine part but not being named Cooter lol.

Sounds like another slang for Cooter?

 

[manchild98]

Just like the Dukes of Hazard...crazy Cooter.