Alright. Begin Phase II of the Liberal/Communist takeover of America

[Michchamp]

ok, I got my marching orders from the local Union leaders. me and my team - which consists of liberal college professors, marxists, black panthers, illegal mexican immigrants, and militant feminist lesbians - have the list of all the local NRA members. time to go seize some guns and march some redneck NASCAR fans and hard-working small business owners off to the labor camps.

and of course, we'll take their stuff and distribute it to lazy welfare recipients and drug addicts, just so they don't have to go out and get jobs.

now that Obama has been re-elected, there is no stopping us!!!!

You FOOLS!!! Romney was your last hope!!!!

MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

[@Stakesarehigh]

rhetoric

 

[redandguilty]

Wow. You must be higher up the chain of command than I. I haven't heard a thing yet.

 

[Michchamp]

I'm not supposed to say, but in case you're wondering, Phase III is the implementation of Sharia Law.

Phase IV we force all conservative women to have abortions, just for fun. We also teach all children to be gay, and we have one huge nationwide big gay wedding and pride parade.

 

[spockmaster]

the mind-control satellites will be ready by mid-2014.

 

[redandguilty]

the mind-control satellites will be ready by mid-2014.

Major League Baseball already has them.

 

[redandguilty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riNIjE-J4NQ

 

[tinselwolverine]

When do they implement the phase where I get to hang out with a 20 year younger Merle Streep while we're both wearing white bathrobes, and eat anything and as much of it as I want to?

 

[Thumb]

When do they implement the phase where I get to hang out with a 20 year younger Merle Streep while we're both wearing white bathrobes, and eat anything and as much of it as I want to?

Is that the bastard son of Merle Haggard and Meryl Streep? :lmao:


Sorry, couldn't resit.

 

[Mitchrapp]

Lol. Merle Streep, haha.

 

[Michchamp]

Glenn Beck weeps for you, America. You used to be so free...

...but now the Communist-Islamo-Fascists are in charge.

 

[grandy]

Teleprompters are people, my friend

 

[grandy]

Glenn Beck weeps for you, America. You used to be so free...

...but now the Communist-Islamo-Fascists are in charge.

He's on the air in about 20 minutes, should be interesting

 

[easye688]

He's on the air in about 20 minutes, should be interesting

Sounds like pure comedy gold, wish I was able to watch it.

 

[grandy]

1270 radio in Detroit is hilarious

These conservative callers have fallen back to asking for Obama's birth certificate and college transcripts

 

[grandy]

I see Janice Daniels was recalled

 

[byco42]

I now know how Philip Nolan felt. Neither political party is relevant to me. The republic is comatose. Shit, not 1 in 100,000 Americans can even define the term. We are not vigilant, and this is the outcome. People who elect their oppressors deserve their lot.

"Forward--off the cliff! Lemmings, places!"

 

[Michchamp]

I see Janice Daniels was recalled

is that the tea-party nutjob the citizens of Troy elected as mayor?

 

[tigersofjustice]

ok, I got my marching orders from the local Union leaders. me and my team - which consists of liberal college professors, marxists, black panthers, illegal mexican immigrants, and militant feminist lesbians - have the list of all the local NRA members. time to go seize some guns and march some redneck NASCAR fans and hard-working small business owners off to the labor camps.

and of course, we'll take their stuff and distribute it to lazy welfare recipients and drug addicts, just so they don't have to go out and get jobs.

now that Obama has been re-elected, there is no stopping us!!!!

You FOOLS!!! Romney was your last hope!!!!

MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Why do you throw hardworking small business owners in there?

If they are hardworking business owners, and they blame one party or another for their failures as such, maybe they should get into a new field since the whole "managing a business" thing probably isn't going to work out for them.

 

[Michchamp]

Why do you throw hardworking small business owners in there?

If they are hardworking business owners, and they blame one party or another for their failures as such, maybe they should get into a new field since the whole "managing a business" thing probably isn't going to work out for them.

it doesn't have to make sense. it's our liberal agenda. we hate hard work, America, decency, honesty, tradition, apple pie, baseball, and cool cars that you can peel out in and burn rubber. and now that we're in charge, all those things are doomed. DOOMED.