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Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow...

...has never heard of a focus group.

This could be the fastest anyone has ever gotten mc to spend $75, especially if she has endorsed septuagenarian loonbag moron Bernie Sanders, but i can't think of anyone else who would want a carp scented candle...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.th...ltrow-is-selling-a-vagina-scented-candle.html

Paltrow is a fraud and has more in common with a Cock Brother than she does with anyone I know or respect. she's not going to endorse Bernie.





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obsessed idiot
*cough* Oh excuse me
 
Paltrow is a fraud and has more in common with a Cock Brother than she does with anyone I know or respect. she's not going to endorse Bernie.



obsessed idiot
*cough* Oh excuse me

of course she's a fraud, that's the whole point of this thread, genius. But that makes her more like Bernie than the Koch brothers. I'm a little surprised by your reaction though given she has the exact same qualifications Emily Ratajkowski has and you couldnt have been more excited about her endorsement.

we agree on one thing though, you are an obsessed idiot - you should sign all your posts that way. Clearly your adoration for Bernie Sanders is more of an obsession - like a teenage girl fawning over her favorite boy band, than any real understanding of politics or economics.
 
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Paltrow is a fraud and has more in common with a Cock Brother than she does with anyone I know or respect. she's not going to endorse Bernie.
Did you spell it this way because, ya know, cock/vagina?

Two radio dudes who are new to me, Armstrong and Getty, were talking about this just now.

In addition to the vagina scented candle, the article talks about vaginal steaming and stones in the vagina, which is nothing new-women have been putting gemstones into their vaginas for centuries. Not the same women, I mean different women have been doing it over a period of centuries.

As for me, I?m not super frilly, I?ve never bought myself a scented candle in my life.

The article doesn?t say anything about either any Koch brother or Bernie Sanders. Kinda am not getting what either has to do with Gwyneth Paltrow?s vagina or what she does with it or puts into it.

Is Gwyneth Paltrow even registered to vote in United States elections? My understanding she?s an expatriate who lives in Paris or London or something.
 
I own some scented candles. But they were: 1) manly scents, like "Pine Needle," and 2) were on sale.

I put them in the guest bathroom to keep it smelling nice when locals come over and take a huge Texas-sized Republican dump in my house.
 
I own some scented candles. But they were: 1) manly scents, like "Pine Needle," and 2) were on sale.

I put them in the guest bathroom to keep it smelling nice when locals come over and take a huge Texas-sized Republican dump in my house.

Pine needle is only a manly scent when a guy is shagging a woman out in the forest.

Huge Texas size Republican dump-that?s a manly scent.
 
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