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Democrats Choose Milwaukee for 2020 Convention

The Obama flacks running the DCC get a subtle dig in at Clinton... yowtch.

I bet she doesn't show up though. nobody wants her around.
 
maybe Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib can reprise the opening montage from Laverne and Shirley to kick off the convention. Neither is from Milwakee, but together, they have it surrounded. Liz Warren and AOC can be the new Lenny & Squiggy, Joe Biden can be the Fonz and Cory Booker can be the Big Ragu.
 
maybe Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib can reprise the opening montage from Laverne and Shirley to kick off the convention. Neither is from Milwakee, but together, they have it surrounded. Liz Warren and AOC can be the new Lenny & Squiggy, Joe Biden can be the Fonz and Cory Booker can be the Big Ragu.

you should write for "SNL"
 
you should write for "SNL"

I’ve seriously been coming up with a sketch in my mind about the Laverne and Shirley part of the post since I read it.

It’s one of those sketches that’s pre-recorded and shown as a video as opposed to being presented live on stage.

The two are skipping down the street like Laverne and Shirley, except they are wearing burqas and chanting anti-Israel chants.

Then, accompanied by the Laverne and Shirley theme music, they run around Milwaukee in their burqas collecting guns and other weapons and homemade bomb making materials.
 
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The Obama flacks running the DCC get a subtle dig in at Clinton... yowtch.

I bet she doesn't show up though. nobody wants her around.

Maybe that?s why they chose it-to keep her away.

She obviously hates the place.
 
I?ve seriously been coming up with a sketch in my mind about the Laverne and Shirley part of the post since I read it.

It?s one of those sketches that?s pre-recorded and shown as a video as opposed to being presented live on stage.

The two are skipping down the street like Laverne and Shirley, except they are wearing burqas and chanting anti-Israel chants.

Then, accompanied by the Laverne and Shirley theme music, they run around Milwaukee in their burqas collecting guns and other weapons and homemade bomb making materials.

The last idea might be confusing though - are they gathering weapons for a terror attack or confiscating guns as part of the Dem's anti-second amendment agenda?
 
The last idea might be confusing though - are they gathering weapons for a terror attack or confiscating guns as part of the Dem's anti-second amendment agenda?

That?s the beauty of it-either way or both ways-it?s great stuff.

That said I was primarily thinking of a terrorist attack.

For the line ?give us any chance we?ll take it? I see them trying to sneak into an armory, and for the next line ?read us any rule will break it? I see the camera showing a sign that says ?HELP STOP TERRORISM: If you see something, say something,? then the camera pulls back to bring them into the frame, showing both of them pointing at the sign and laughing.

Those two are better known for being associated with things that are Islamic in nature, and besides that, we would not want the Obama era calling and asking for its gun control policy back.
 
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