Do Teams Care Much About Winning These Bowl Games?

[tinselwolverine]

Or is it more about going to the associated festivities, and screwing local chicks?

 

[elrod817]

I say all three.

 

[turok]

TinselWolverine[/color]]Or is it more about going to the associated festivities, and screwing local chicks?

Yeah...nothing like a big, dumb & horny senior college football jock, bragging at a bowl party or babe-filled bowl bar, how he is going to soon become a millionaire NFL pro, to any drunken local chick who listens, and he gets "lucky" and coaxes one of them to hop in the sack with "future rich guy" him. He excitedly goes at her in the sack, b/c he is too eager, half-drunk and horny, and didn't remember to make to the sideline stop at the drugstore first...so he goes right ahead and runs it into her "endzone" several times w/o any "blocking", b/c he figured that he can pull out in each time for a "safety"...lol.

Then a few days later, after the game ends, he texts her a "tearful" and "tender" good-bye over his cellphone, with vague and unlikely promises to "stay in touch" with her...and returns to college with the rest of his team, still hoping to get picked in the upcoming NFL draft, but instead first gets several increasing urgent (but unanswered) calls and texts a few weeks later from his fun-time floozie, one that he finally opens, with the harrowing and gut-punching words in her message that he knocked her ass up, she who lives 2000+ miles from his college campus.

He is now in some VERY deep shit, and the girl continues increasingly and repeatedly texting him, at all hours of the day, b/c he WON'T answer her calls, and asking him just WTF he plans to do to "help" her, but he is scared absolutely shitless and is totally fucking clueless, so he still clings to his faint hope that he will get picked in the high rounds of the NFL draft, and signs a team contract so that he can "buy" her and her baby-bump completely the fuck out of his "formerly" happy-go-lucky life. Then she texts him with threats that she is going to tell HER parents that she is preggers, and then they will try to find HIS parents, but in the meantime, the NFL draft day comes and goes...but...he gets no call and is passed over...lol!!

With apologies for partly ripping my tale from re-watching the early 80s movie "An Officer and a Gentleman"...recently heh!!