gee, I sure wish the president was white...

[Michchamp]

then you know, it wouldn't look all weird and stuff when he was representing america like it does now.

also, he wouldn't be all "apologizing" to foreigners and shit. since I think he did that because I heard Glenn Beck say it a bunch of times.

instead, he'd say he was going to apologize, then call in a drone strike to kill all the foreigners who show up to accept his apology, including some fruity liberal guys.

he wouldn't even accept a nobel peace prize (cause peace is gay). Instead, he'd say he was going to accept it, then he would stomp it to pieces with his cowboy boots and then chew it up and spit it back in their faces.

and we wouldn't have to worry about Sharia Law coming to america, which is a realistic threat. like... it's TOTALLY realistic that the religion of 0.8% of the population, a population largely living in isolated pockets, constantly watched by law enforcement and victimized by hate crimes might become the official law of state and federal courts, trumping 250 years of common, constitutional and statutory law, and that wouldn't be resisted at all by the 298 million other americans who aren't muslim...

 

[redandguilty]

 

[Michchamp]

this isn't a joke, red. this is serious.

I mean... we have a president who doesn't understand that America is the greatest country in the world and can do whateva it want.

!!!

 

[TheVictors]

Did you buy 'Better off Without 'Em,' MichChamp...?

 

[TheVictors]

Well, if he were a golfer you'd have Kenyans, Hawaiians, Chicagoans, Blacks, Muslims, Baptists, Country Clubs, Harvard Grads, Whites and the Irish (claiming he'd dropped the apostrophe) as theirs.....

 

[Michchamp]

Well, if he were a golfer you'd have Kenyans, Hawaiians, Chicagoans, Blacks, Muslims, Baptists, Country Clubs, Harvard Grads, Whites and the Irish (claiming he'd dropped the apostrophe) as theirs.....

 

[tinselwolverine]

It's all over the internet now that Paul Ryan dated a black chick once.

I'm thinking..."Really? -

I mean, he's a pretty good looking guy - really, just one?"

 

[Michchamp]

Did you buy 'Better off Without 'Em,' MichChamp...?

no, but I added it to my wish list. It will be on my 2013 reading list.

currently in the middle of three other books, and had a few more I wanted to finish before the end of the year.

 

[TheVictors]

It's a quick read and pretty funny. I'm still reading it, but it's no War & Peace