Good riddance to Brian Williams

[Michchamp]

Not going to miss that lying, war-promoting scumsucker. Too bad he just cancelled his upcoming Letterman appearance... it would've been entertaining. Dave would've raked him over the coals.

I remember Williams most for his BS response to this scandal.

 

[tinselwolverine]

His daughter is a Stone Fox.

And she can really sing and dance.

Not to mention that she can swing around while being bound by ropes; She probably should have been cast as Anastasia Steele Instead of that nitwit daughter of what's his name and what's her name. Alright Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

I would bang her even if she really was a lost little boy.

I am going to tell you something-well I'm going to tell everybody something-that I doubt any other human on the planet is able to say today.

I'm still naked; I'm still in bed; and I've already been interviewed on the radio. Oh and it was about marriage and sex and shit like that. My first wife my current wife… Hollywood shit. Of

 

[Spartanmack]

His daughter is a Stone Fox.

And she can really sing and dance.

Not to mention that she can swing around while being bound by ropes; She probably should have been cast as Anastasia Steele Instead of that nitwit daughter of what's his name and what's her name. Alright Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

I would bang her even if she really was a lost little boy.

I am going to tell you something-well I'm going to tell everybody something-that I doubt any other human on the planet is able to say today.

I'm still naked; I'm still in bed; and I've already been interviewed on the radio. Oh and it was about marriage and sex and shit like that. My first wife my current wife… Hollywood shit. Of

Be careful - a friend of mine knew her when she was in college and said she was chubby. He went so far as to say she was gross. I take it w/ a grain of salt because this guy has a resume like DiCaprio when it comes to women so he has a different set of standards. But, if true, former fat girls are just waiting to get fat again. She'll probably blow up like a tick as soon as she gets comfortable w/ someone.

 

[Michchamp]

dang. I've been clothed since 6:45 AM, commenting here in between responding to whiny emails from clients.

 

[tinselwolverine]

What can I tell you? She looked pretty good at Christmas time as Peter Pan.

As far as some dudes "resume" unless I was the videographer myself; yeah I take it with a grain of salt.

I am 54 years old and personally I retired my "resume" along time ago.

Or one would have thought.

What I happened to be being interviewed about this morning on the radio as I lay naked in my unimaginably comfortable bed was about how I perpetuated a lie for about 10 years to the woman than I am now married to that I was divorced when she met me; when technically I actually wasn't.

It was with Judge Christina I'm listening to her right now; she's a staunch Catholic and she's talking about her faith.

Anyway, I'm still naked and I'm still in bed.

 

[Spartanmack]

What can I tell you? She looked pretty good at Christmas time as Peter Pan.

As far as some dudes "resume" unless I was the videographer myself; yeah I take it with a grain of salt.

I am 54 years old and personally I retired my "resume" along time ago.

Or one would have thought.

What I happened to be being interviewed about this morning on the radio as I lay naked in my unimaginably comfortable bed was about how I perpetuated a lie for about 10 years to the woman than I am now married to that I was divorced when she met me; when technically I actually wasn't.

It was with Judge Christina I'm listening to her right now; she's a staunch Catholic and she's talking about her faith.

Anyway, I'm still naked and I'm still in bed.

Happy to say my resume is also not receiving any updates - hasn't been for almost 8 years. But this guy is a hitter in his early 30s and i've met a few of the girls he's been with. plus i've seen photos he's texted to another friend of girls that are in your current state (but lean, young, hot and in his bed). He's not the type to lie because he doesn't need to. Anyway, I googled Allison Williams in college and she was definitely a bit on the chunky side.

I was at the gym at 5am and at my desk in NYC by 7:30. Still here, still have my clothes on. My chair is reasonably comfortable though.

 

[TheVictors]

I'm still in sweat pants, doing laundry after a weekend in park city and about to pack to go to Arizona for the next few days. I haven't shaved in days or showered since Saturday night after going snowmobiling ...or snowmachine-ing, if you're Sarah Palin.

M reunion ..guys I lived with Soph year.

Unbelievable what some/all are doing. Among them, someone who may be running for President in 2024 or 28.

 

[Gulo Blue]

I particularly appreciate the use of Kim Jung Un's name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpd2VaFt5iY

 

[Thumb]

I would bang her even if she really was a lost little boy.

What?

 

[tinselwolverine]

What?

She just played Peter Pan in the annual NBC fuck up of a classic musical this past Christmastime. The great Christopher Walken who never fucks up anything managed somehow to fuck it all up as Captain Hook.

The year before the luscious and beautifully voiced Carrie Underwood demonstrated that she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag as Maria Von Trapp.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Happy to say my resume is also not receiving any updates - hasn't been for almost 8 years. But this guy is a hitter in his early 30s and i've met a few of the girls he's been with. plus i've seen photos he's texted to another friend of girls that are in your current state (but lean, young, hot and in his bed). He's not the type to lie because he doesn't need to. Anyway, I googled Allison Williams in college and she was definitely a bit on the chunky side.

I was at the gym at 5am and at my desk in NYC by 7:30. Still here, still have my clothes on. My chair is reasonably comfortable though.

When I first came to Hollywood, A smoking hot chick dumped Richard Lewis for me.

When I first came to Hollywood I dated women that Bruce Willis hit on. It kind of pissed me off when he would hit on them, on the other hand I had usually come to the improv from a bar fight and I was all bloody and battered and shit, so even though those checks came home with me I guess I shouldn't blame old Bruno for thinking his fucking ass had a chance.

Oh Robin Williams and a whole bunch of other ones too.

So tell your fucking friend that he's a jack off piker and he can shove his fucking resume right up his faggoty ass.

 

[Spartanmack]

When I first came to Hollywood, A smoking hot chick dumped Richard Lewis for me.

When I first came to Hollywood I dated women that Bruce Willis hit on. It kind of pissed me off when he would hit on them, on the other hand I had usually come to the improv from a bar fight and I was all bloody and battered and shit, so even though those checks came home with me I guess I shouldn't blame old Bruno for thinking his fucking ass had a chance.

Oh Robin Williams and a whole bunch of other ones too.

So tell your fucking friend that he's a jack off piker and he can shove his fucking resume right up his faggoty ass.

Great, now I have Glory Days by Springsteen stuck in my head - thanks Tinsel. Reminds me of a good story from about 15 years ago. My brother and his wife from San Fran and I met up in LA. We were hanging out at this bar and my brother and I were laughing our asses off as the two Coreys relentlessly hit on his wife. She kept trying to get us to bail her out but we let it go on for a bit because it was way too funny.

Bruce Willis isn't above a little hoggin'. He once made out w/ my wife's fat friend in a packed night club in NY - she's about a 4. And he tried to get her and her other slightly more attractive friend to go back to his hotel. Nines are an off night for this guy - I don't think he's sweating anyone's resume from the pre-shorn crotch era.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Bruce Willis isn't above a little hoggin'. He once made out w/ my wife's fat friend in a packed night club in NY - she's about a 4. And he tried to get her and her other slightly more attractive friend to go back to his hotel. Nines are an off night for this guy - I don't think he's sweating anyone's resume from the pre-shorn crotch era.

4 is perfect; something to hang onto; plus always play for the deuce (this is of course going back to my own single/hound days; obviously doesn't happen anymore).

Dude was a notorious hound in his bartending days doing Sam Shepherd plays off Broadway back in the City; plus you gotta give cred to a dude that will give love to a chick (or two at the same time) that doesn't always get it.

Anyone can pork a beauty queen; where is the nobility in that?

 

[Spartanmack]

4 is perfect; something to hang onto; plus always play for the deuce (this is of course going back to my own single/hound days; obviously doesn't happen anymore).

Dude was a notorious hound in his bartending days doing Sam Shepherd plays off Broadway back in the City; plus you gotta give cred to a dude that will give love to a chick (or two at the same time) that doesn't always get it.

Anyone can pork a beauty queen; where is the nobility in that?

go ugly early,
fat girls try harder,
girls w/ self esteem issues give great...,
etc,
etc

They're sayings for a reason...

 

[tinselwolverine]

go ugly early,
fat girls try harder,
girls w/ self esteem issues give great...,
etc,
etc

They're sayings for a reason...

My favorite is the guy in a slump, whining and complaining and his buddy says to him "dude you could go out and get it tonight. Just lower your standards."

 

[Spartanmack]

My favorite is the guy in a slump, whining and complaining and his buddy says to him "dude you could go out and get it tonight. Just lower your standards."

When I lived in Chicago my roommate and I were out at some bar one night and he was bragging to a friend of ours about the hot streak he was on. Our other friend didn't believe it so he asked me to vouch for him which I did (not sure what happened but he brought a string of girls home over a span of a few weekends). Then he asked me what I thought it was attributable to. To which I replied without hesitation, "you're a bottom feeder". He was a good sport and had a good laugh about it then admitted their was some truth to it.

 

[tinselwolverine]

We didn't call some of them slump busters for nothing.

Even Mickey Mantle laid down drag bunt to break a slump every now and then.

Ty Cobb on the other hand would simply try to hammer the ball straight back into the pitchers nuts and then trot safely to first base as the guy writhed on the mound in agony.

 

[Michchamp]

When I lived in Chicago my roommate and I were out at some bar one night and he was bragging to a friend of ours about the hot streak he was on. Our other friend didn't believe it so he asked me to vouch for him which I did (not sure what happened but he brought a string of girls home over a span of a few weekends). Then he asked me what I thought it was attributable to. To which I replied without hesitation, "you're a bottom feeder". He was a good sport and had a good laugh about it then admitted their was some truth to it.

then the three of you went home to make out and had a big gay circle jerk

 

[tinselwolverine]

then the three of you went home to make out and had a big gay circle jerk

I'm so sorry my buddy, but I really am just standing here laughing and busting a gut?The jacking of this thread-which actually is about real shit that has important social implications-Or should have anyway if people who mattered gave a fuck about Brian Williams-and people who matter don't-is simultaneously hysterical and also borderline criminal.

I'm going to punish myself for this though; I'm pretty drunk and I was not going to work out today but I'm going to go do my work out as much as it pains me, and it's really a hell of a lot more painful when I'm drunk.

It's my penance-where is byco?

 

[tinselwolverine]

God damn...I did my workout… And it really really hurt.

You younger guys; you work out it feels good. I know; working out used to feel good for me too.

I'm 54 years old, and now it just fucking hurts.

It hurts from the very beginning, it hurts to the very end, and it just fucking hurts the whole way through.

I did my work out even though I wasn't going to because I promised MichChamp that I would.

I can't break a promise.


Kind of like that Spanish after Jardine in the character he played in "No Country For Old Men…"

He showed up at that woman's house right at the very end of the movie, and he said to her that he was there because he had "made a promise…"

… She was kind of baffled but… What are you going to do it was a stupid movie anyway - well it was a good movie as movies go but as we all know all movies are stupid.

Anyway, I punished myself for jacking this thread by working out when I was drunk, sleepless, and really not wanting to work out… Because I promised MichChamp that I would.

Oh, and I worked out naked too. I started the day on this thread naked and I'm ending the day naked on this thread. Here in Hollywood we all have gyms in our houses, and we just work at naked.

I know you guys love to read what I post about myself naked in bed.

Anyway good night dudes. When I check back on this thread in the morning there's about a 99% chance that I will still be naked and in bed.