Hell Yeah! Brass Knuckles become legal in TX today

[Michchamp]

This state is so awesome... the GOP-dominated legislature makes sure to focus on what's REALLY important: allowing everyone to have access to brutal and deadly weapons on a regular basis, so as to maximize carnage and bloodshed, and serve as a reminder to the civilized world that Texas is not a place for lightweights, logic, or reason.


In addition to making brass knuckles legal, they also greatly expanded the right to carry firearms, and restricted the rights of any nancy-boy landlords or business owners who want to ban guns on their premises, i.e. who don't have the balls to run their premises the RIGHT way, like in the Old West, with all personal issues resolved through deadly violence on the spot.



There was just a mass shooting spree yesterday that left 5 dead across Midland and Odessa (of "Friday Night Lights" fame)... perfect timing to underscore what's coming!



I'm gonna celebrate by getting me some knuckle-dusters this morning. Watch out.

 

[sggatecl]

While I agree it seems like a weird thing to be prioritizing, I think classifying brass knuckles in the same category as explosives, machine guns and armor-piercing ammunition is stupid.

 

[Mitchrapp]

My bother had a pair of brass knuckles in the day. He was a bad ass. They were cool looking.

 

[Michchamp]

My bother had a pair of brass knuckles in the day. He was a bad ass. They were cool looking.

Bad ass! Is he still around? Can you ask him for some brass knuckles tips?

 

[Mitchrapp]

Bad ass! Is he still around? Can you ask him for some brass knuckles tips?

Unfortunately no.

 

[byco42]

Can you have one of those Bowie Knives with the brass nuckels on the handle?

 

[Michchamp]

Can you have one of those Bowie Knives with the brass nuckels on the handle?

Why not? there are no good reasons not to.

 

[Spartanmack]

Thank goodness climate change is going to wipe us all out before we all get shot, or bludgeoned to death in a mass brass knuckle attack. Many Texas is so messed up, i bet they wouldn't even outlaw the sex toy John Doe had made in Se7en.
Thanks for the post, chicken little because without it, I wouldn't be aware of these minor changes to gun laws that in no way are going to lead to law abiding citizens killing each other in minor disputes as you hyperbolically claim several times a year on this forum.

 

[Michchamp]

Thank goodness climate change is going to wipe us all out before we all get shot, or bludgeoned to death in a mass brass knuckle attack. Many Texas is so messed up, i bet they wouldn't even outlaw the sex toy John Doe had made in Se7en.
Thanks for the post, chicken little because without it, I wouldn't be aware of these minor changes to gun laws that in no way are going to lead to law abiding citizens killing each other in minor disputes as you hyperbolically claim several times a year on this forum.

:nuts:

 

[tinselwolverine]

Thank goodness climate change is going to wipe us all out before we all get shot, or bludgeoned to death in a mass brass knuckle attack.

I know, right?

Every day I wake up thinking ?hell another day and global warming hasn?t wiped us out. When is a or C going to make good on her prediction??


I sort of think it would be a cute kung fu movie if some kung fu expert threw brass knuckles at rednecks in Texas the way they throw those stars in kung fu movies now.

It would be especially cool to see rednecks being knocked out of pick up trucks by brass knuckles thrown by a dojo master.

I would actually pay to see that movie.

 

[Spartanmack]

I know, right?

Every day I wake up thinking ?hell another day and global warming hasn?t wiped us out. When is a or C going to make good on her prediction??


I sort of think it would be a cute kung fu movie if some kung fu expert threw brass knuckles at rednecks in Texas the way they throw those stars in kung fu movies now.

It would be especially cool to see rednecks being knocked out of pick up trucks by brass knuckles thrown by a dojo master.

I would actually pay to see that movie.

just move to Texas, someone with an AR-15 or brass knuckles will put you out of your misery waiting for a global climate catastrophe or for an earthquake that drops California into the Pacific (I wonder, if that happens first, will the chicken littles blame climate change?)

I know because hysterical anti-gun nuts post crazy stuff like this on DSF all the time as if it's a real possibility and then they post "you're coo-coo" emojis when they get mocked for their hysteria.

I like the Kung Fu movie idea, but you should consider taking it a step or two further, like Sharknado level crazy and have the Kung Fu dudes stop hurricanes by throwing their brass knuckles at them. You could get Debbie Gibson to play a scientist that comes up with the idea and recruits the brass knuckle Kung Fu guys to save the planet - and at a fraction of the cost of a Green New Deal. That would really put that AOC chick in her place.

Edit: Debbie Gibson was not in Sharknado, she starred in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Tara Reid was the has been in Sharknado.

 

[Michchamp]

that sounds stupid.

 

[TheVictors]

stupid.

 

[Spartanmack]

that sounds stupid.

that's what I'm saying, it is stupid but it never seems to keep you from posting it.

 

[TheVictors]

oh ....Brass KNUCKLES! my bad...