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If only white men could vote

There are several flaws with these maps, but it's interesting in terms of voter breakdown.
 
Wont matter. Romney lost single women by 38 points lol. Until the republicans stop talking about vaginas and deportation they wont win shit.
 
Wont matter. Romney lost single women by 38 points lol. Until the republicans stop talking about vaginas and deportation they wont win shit.


lol....how many are takers in the dependency world of Obama or are still in college not paying any taxes...funny how they change their views when they get older and wiser and are contributing financially in society
 
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Just some Onion-eqsue observations that actually would not surprise if they came to pass:

The Breathable Air Act: Exercise will be banned because people are exceeding their "fair share" of oxygen and expel exceeded personal limits of CO2, which contributes to "The Stratospheric Condition," the new name for "Climate Change."
The Mandatory Employment Act: People will have to work somewhere to pay 75 of their income in taxes because "we rise and fall together"
The Opaque Statutes: An edict that stipulates that Obama is not obligated to talk to the press and when he does he is not to be asked questions that have not been sent in advance and the answers entered on a teleprompter and approved by at least seven members of his personal staff. And vetted by Chris Matthews.
The Jay Carney Rules: The press corps is forbidden from asking Jay Carney any questions that might make him look visibly confused and searching for a non-answer. Topics allowed: The Weather, Michelle's Wardrobe, What the President Had for Breakfast, and Are The Nationals For Real?
The Immortality Act: Doctors have to guarantee that patients will live to be 100, no matter how they care for themselves, or face imprisonment
The Guaranteed Results Act: In every interaction of every kind, everyone will get what they want all the time.
 
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?I am college educated, and I am not an idiot,? Hartsburg, a professional wrestler, told ABC News.



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