It?s All About the Benjamins

[tinselwolverine]

Netanyahu and Benjamin ?Benny? Gantz, in a race for Israeli leadership currently being described as too close to call.

Is this what Ilhan Omar meant?

Maybe she wasn?t saying anything anti-Semitic at all.

 

[Michchamp]

Netanyahu and Benjamin ?Benny? Gantz, in a race for Israeli leadership currently being described as too close to call.

Is this what Ilhan Omar meant?

Maybe she wasn?t saying anything anti-Semitic at all.

Supposedly, if Netanyahu doesn?t win, he?ll likely be indicted on corruption charges by Israeli prosecutors. He needs to win & get immunity as the head of state, or he?ll go to prison.

 

[byco42]

Supposedly, if Netanyahu doesn?t win, he?ll likely be indicted on corruption charges by Israeli prosecutors. He needs to win & get immunity as the head of state, or he?ll go to prison.

In Isreal, you go to prison if you are indicted? for a crime? Who knew?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Supposedly, if Netanyahu doesn?t win, he?ll likely be indicted on corruption charges by Israeli prosecutors. He needs to win & get immunity as the head of state, or he?ll go to prison.

I never heard any of this until I read the post of yours that I?m quoting.

I did a search engine search and found that there have been a few allegations.

Doesn?t seem like there?s much there.

 

[tinselwolverine]

In Isreal, you go to prison if you are indicted? for a crime? Who knew?

As they say, in Israel you can indict a sandwich.

But not a ham sandwich.

 

[byco42]

As they say, in Israel you can indict a sandwich.

But not a ham sandwich.

"That's dynamite ham."

 

[Michchamp]

In Isreal, you go to prison if you are indicted? for a crime? Who knew?

touch?

I should have said ?legal trouble?

 

[byco42]

touch?

I should have said ?legal trouble?

I would not doubt it at all, corruption is the new "pragmatism" these days, and it has infested virtually every aspect of every institution worldwide.

 

[tinselwolverine]

As they say, in Israel you can indict a sandwich.

But not a ham sandwich.

Not pulled pork or a BLT either.

 

[Spartanmack]

If I was an Israeli crime boss (who also read DSF), or apparently, Benjamin Netanyahu I'd be changing my name to Ham Sandwich in a hurry.

 

[tinselwolverine]

If I was an Israeli crime boss (who also read DSF), or apparently, Benjamin Netanyahu I'd be changing my name to Ham Sandwich in a hurry.

Hmmm.

Maybe it?s kosher to be a ham sandwich; just not to eat one.

 

[byco42]

Tinsel" What ? nothing?

I expected a reply like: "I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

 

[tinselwolverine]

Tinsel" What ? nothing?

I expected a reply like: "I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

I didn?t get your reference, sorry.

Also that?s a good joke, but I heard it first a long time ago.

Typically I like to post jokes that I come up with myself on the spot.