Replacing figures on US currency

[Michchamp]

If they want to put a woman on a bill, I suggest we keep Alexander Hamilton: officer on George Washington's staff, Revolutionary War Hero, co-drafter of the Federalist papers, key member of the Constitutional Convention, 1st Secretary of the Treasury, and one of the most brilliant Founding Fathers, and instead drop Andrew Jackson: a violent, illiterate, slave-owning, ethnic cleanser, who appointed Roger Taney to the Supreme Court, author of the shockingly terrible Dred Scott opinion.

Anyone disagree?

 

[Gulo Blue]

Not to mention, his supporters founded the Democratic party.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Oh.

For a second I thought the OP was implying that we keep Hamilton as the woman because of his effeminate characteristics.

 

[Michchamp]

Oh.

For a second I thought the OP was implying that we keep Hamilton as the woman because of his effeminate characteristics.

???

He lead a bayonet charge that captured the outer redoubts of teh British fotifications at Yorktown, fathered 8 children, and had American's first national political sex scandal (with a woman). Doesn't get more masculine than that.

 

[Michchamp]

Not to mention, his supporters founded the Democratic party.

what a zinger...

give yourself a pat on the back for that.

 

[tinselwolverine]

???

He lead a bayonet charge that captured the outer redoubts of teh British fotifications at Yorktown, fathered 8 children, and had American's first national political sex scandal (with a woman). Doesn't get more masculine than that.

Oh.

Then maybe we should replace him with Charlie Sheen.

 

[Michchamp]

Oh.

Then maybe we should replace him with Charlie Sheen.

I guess I'd be okay with this image replacing Old Racist Slaveownin' Hickory:

...sort of fitting anyway, for our modern nation that invades and bombs others for fun and money. He should be carrying an M-16 though.

 

[tinselwolverine]

OK I got it!

Let's just keep the 10 and 20 the way they are and create a three dollar bill that features the Kardashian sisters.

 

[byco42]

Why stop with Jackson? Let's get rid of them all:

Washington = Slave owner
Lincoln = didn't care if slavery existed or not
Grant = slave owner, drunk and bad president
Wilson = progressive racist elitist pri8k
Roosevelt = tyrant dictator cripple who interned 120,000 american citizens
McKinley = they already took away his mountain
Cleveland = adulterer, draft dodger, opposed women's suffrage
Chase = the guy who initiated this whole stupid fiat currency idea in the first place

And lets just replace all the current images with this:

 

[tinselwolverine]

I guess I'd be okay with this image replacing Old Racist Slaveownin' Hickory:

...sort of fitting anyway, for our modern nation that invades and bombs others for fun and money. He should be carrying an M-16 though.

Oh I know what we can do with Charlie Sheen!

We can put him on a 2 1/2 dollar bill along with Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones (from when he was a cute and irreverent little kid, not the shaggy Jesus freak that he grew up to be).

 

[byco42]

Oh I know what we can do with Charlie Sheen!

We can put him on a 2 1/2 dollar bill along with Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones (from when he was a cute and irreverent little kid, not the shaggy Jesus freak that he grew up to be).

1 Corinthians 4:10

 

[tinselwolverine]

1 Corinthians 4:10

I don't really know what denomination of Currensy would be best for this.

 

[byco42]

I don't really know what denomination of Currensy would be best for this.

Mark 12:17

 

[tinselwolverine]

Mark 12:17

Doug McIntyre on KABC radio 790 actually referred to this earlier today.

He was talking about that one county clerk who is in the news for refusing to provide marriage licenses to anybody, because she doesn't want to issue them to gay couples.

He was saying that she's entitled to her beliefs but if she's not going to do her duty as a public employee she should quit her job.

 

[Monster]

Mark 12:17

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

 

[Thumb]

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

 

[tinselwolverine]

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

Hmmm, yeah I don't think we're gonna be putting any part of that imagery on money.

 

[Monster]

Hmmm, yeah I don't think we're gonna be putting any part of that imagery on money.

NO? Dang. How about this one?

Judges 3:21

And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

You have to admit, the bill would probably be the most popular of all.

 

[Michchamp]

Why stop with Jackson? Let's get rid of them all:

Washington = Slave owner
Lincoln = didn't care if slavery existed or not
Grant = slave owner, drunk and bad president
Wilson = progressive racist elitist pri8k
Roosevelt = tyrant dictator cripple who interned 120,000 american citizens
McKinley = they already took away his mountain
Cleveland = adulterer, draft dodger, opposed women's suffrage
Chase = the guy who initiated this whole stupid fiat currency idea in the first place

And lets just replace all the current images with this:

no, just Jackson.

besides, no one ever sees the currency the rest of those guys are on because it's not in circulation.

 

[Michchamp]

NO? Dang. How about this one?

Judges 3:21

And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

You have to admit, the bill would probably be the most popular of all.

that's in the Bible?

I remember the only risque versus we knew back in Catholic school were the ones about lovers' breasts in Song of Songs (I think). We were reading them and laughing one day and a nun yelled at us... EVEN THOUGH we were reading the stupid Bible like she said to.