SLR-MINNY

[tsmith7559]

I'll let the scoreboard do the talking. Seriously, you have a washed up, has been, never was at QB. The dude pukes all over himself during life's biggest game. Do you watch football? Did you see what Donovan did to the Skins? All he did was go 3-13, lose out to Sexy Rexy and end the Lions 0-16 losing streak by throwing bad pass after bad pass. He needs to shave that high top fade and retire because there's nothing left in his tank. Yes, he used to be good, but so was Jeff Garcia and you don't see him playing in the NFL. Bring back TJack!

Bring back Burt Farve for all I care! Bring back Sidney Rice and Troy Williamson! Hank Thomas cannot save you. Your Minnetonka boat party has its own Wikipedia page. You do not. No one cares about you or your team. You can't even keep your roof on! We have to host your Monday Night Games for you! FOR FREE.

How many Monday Night Games do you have this year? I'll give you a hint, it matches your win total. We have one! Against the hapless bears no less. The bears are WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

Fear all three phases of the game! The Lions have no weakness! You cannot stop our average margin of victory of 30 points. We have three HOF (hall of fame) coaches, 1 HOF GM and 25 future HOF players on our roster. You have a collection of trashcans with gloves. You have a leaky roof and a stadium nastier than the Silverdome. We knocked down Tiger Stadium and will gladly sell you that abandoned lot for your new stadium housing the Lake Minnetonka queens.

Don't bother showing up. Go fishing instead. Have a boat party. I don't care! You have no chance of beating us and vegas has us favored by 14. It's all over except for you crying in your 84oz soda pop. Just stick to watching college football and start your mock drafts. How's Andrew Luck looking?

Sincerely,

1957 World Champs Sucka!




tell me, are you scared yet?






Duante Culpepper cannot save you.

 

[bunglesnacks]

love it

 

[Monster]

Not to nitpick but we didnt snap our huge loss streak against mcnabb.

 

[tsmith7559]

Monster [/color]]Not to nitpick but we didnt snap our huge loss streak against mcnabb.

LOL...I thought the same thing...but they'll never figure it out

 

[meditatedkickaboxa]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[wheels002]

and the point spread is only 4. I will say he is dedicated he has a screw or 2 loose but he is dedicated.

 

[MalFunkShun]

I did lol at the "can't keep your roof on" comment

 

[Mitchrapp]

Who is Burt Favre? Lol.

 

[mhughes0021]

Fine we can win....but i still need AP to go for 200 yds for my FFL

 

[coel73]

Fine we can win....but i still need AP to go for 200 yds for my FFL

lol that's why I don't do fantasy football.

 

[fedexgooch78]

Mitch[/color]]Who is Burt Favre? Lol.

Mike Stafford's best friend

 

[tonyballs]

Fn priceless. SLR deserves a hug on that one...lol.

 

[tigermud]

excellent rant would only nitpick the Lions have no weakness part, the running game still needs improvement. At some point they aren't going to get away with sub par running games that can't get first downs to run time off the clock letting the other teams back in it. Other than that the haven't won in Minn in 14 years Bullshit ends Sunday!

 

[tsmith7559]

I cant believe how many Minny tools were walking around with Favre's jersey on

 

[wheels002]

I had to laugh because after the game I went to the robust board and read their game forum and at half several of them mentioned SLR and the fact that he was not around. I have to admit I took some pleasure in reading it as the tables turned and we came back. We Lion fans have suffered long enough.