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Week 4
Hey there cowgirl fans? How's it going? I see Romo is back to his terrible playing ways. Thank Goodell you have a kicker or else you would be 0-3. All Romo does is hold your team back, can't you see that?
Maybe you should just fold up your teepees and enter the Andrew Luck sweepstakes because the Mighty Gridiron Gladiators from the Motor City are coming to town! That's right, the UNDEFEATED Detroit Lions are coming to town to drink your beer and steal all your cheerleaders, at least the hot ones - you can keep the skanks. We are coming to the house that emit built (though he left to become a Cardinal) and will burn it to the ground. Our punter will put more holes in your giant hanging projection TV than a 55MPH sign on your freeway.
YEE HAW! Here we come, winners of 7 straight and owners of the longest regular season win streak in the entire NFL! You lost to the worst defense jets and it took a miracle to beat the 9ers. tsk tsk. It's all over, except for you crying. Shouldn't you be watching Hee Haw in your throwback zubaz with a fist of Copenhagen instead? You'll have more fun than watching the Lions kill you.
FEAR CALVIN! You cannot stop Megatron, you can only sit back and stare in awe as he catches TD after TD; bomb after bomb. You cannot even contain him. Jon Kittna cannot save you! Dat Nguyen cannot save you! WE HAVE BOBBY CARPENTER playing special teams! you have two Roy WIlliams and a can of 5 hour energy drink.
We have SUH and you have a poor mans version of Shaun Rogers named ware. Felix the kitten and his bum shoulder cannot save you (nor my fantasy team truth me told). Shoulder pad carrying Dez Bryant cannot save you. Wade Philips cannot save you. Don't even bother showing up because if you do, the light from Detroit will shine so bright, y'all be blinded. At least you'll get to see what a real head coach, real OC and real DC look like. Take notes ladies!
Remember the last playoff game we played? I do. Lions 38, dallas 6. We humiliated your HOF players (overrated though they are). The only HOF you have now is if Peyton Manning gets traded to you for a little rascal, some duct tape and your 1st, 3rd and 5th round picks. Speaking of, remember when we fleeced you for Roy Williams (wr)? That was great! We're here to do that again, in person, to your whole team and town of FOrt Worth. You don't even play in dallas. We are here to prove to you that you are the overrated frauds we all know you to be.
Tell me, are you scared yet?
Lions 24
cowboys 17
Sincerely,
1957 world champs sucka!
Week 4
Hey there cowgirl fans? How's it going? I see Romo is back to his terrible playing ways. Thank Goodell you have a kicker or else you would be 0-3. All Romo does is hold your team back, can't you see that?
Maybe you should just fold up your teepees and enter the Andrew Luck sweepstakes because the Mighty Gridiron Gladiators from the Motor City are coming to town! That's right, the UNDEFEATED Detroit Lions are coming to town to drink your beer and steal all your cheerleaders, at least the hot ones - you can keep the skanks. We are coming to the house that emit built (though he left to become a Cardinal) and will burn it to the ground. Our punter will put more holes in your giant hanging projection TV than a 55MPH sign on your freeway.
YEE HAW! Here we come, winners of 7 straight and owners of the longest regular season win streak in the entire NFL! You lost to the worst defense jets and it took a miracle to beat the 9ers. tsk tsk. It's all over, except for you crying. Shouldn't you be watching Hee Haw in your throwback zubaz with a fist of Copenhagen instead? You'll have more fun than watching the Lions kill you.
FEAR CALVIN! You cannot stop Megatron, you can only sit back and stare in awe as he catches TD after TD; bomb after bomb. You cannot even contain him. Jon Kittna cannot save you! Dat Nguyen cannot save you! WE HAVE BOBBY CARPENTER playing special teams! you have two Roy WIlliams and a can of 5 hour energy drink.
We have SUH and you have a poor mans version of Shaun Rogers named ware. Felix the kitten and his bum shoulder cannot save you (nor my fantasy team truth me told). Shoulder pad carrying Dez Bryant cannot save you. Wade Philips cannot save you. Don't even bother showing up because if you do, the light from Detroit will shine so bright, y'all be blinded. At least you'll get to see what a real head coach, real OC and real DC look like. Take notes ladies!
Remember the last playoff game we played? I do. Lions 38, dallas 6. We humiliated your HOF players (overrated though they are). The only HOF you have now is if Peyton Manning gets traded to you for a little rascal, some duct tape and your 1st, 3rd and 5th round picks. Speaking of, remember when we fleeced you for Roy Williams (wr)? That was great! We're here to do that again, in person, to your whole team and town of FOrt Worth. You don't even play in dallas. We are here to prove to you that you are the overrated frauds we all know you to be.
Tell me, are you scared yet?
Lions 24
cowboys 17
Sincerely,
1957 world champs sucka!
