The Old "Two Politicians in a Balloon" One...

[tinselwolverine]

Two politicians from opposite sides of the aisle but nevertheless good and lifelong friends went out one day for a hot air balloon ride.

During the ride the balloon was blown off its course, and the two sailed for quite some time out over the hinterlands, with nary a soul to be seen.

Finally they saw a man down walking out along the road, and they called down to him "where are we?"

And the man looked up at them and replied "you're in a balloon."

The two agreed it was the perfect political answer.

It was inarguably true, and it provided no meaningful information whatsoever.

 

[byco42]

And we know that the balloon would never land, either.

 

[zyxt9]

And the balloon was continually being inflated by one, then the other, then the other....