oh man, I wish I could do the same.
get this: wife's friend is staying with us for a week, and her husband is in town for the weekend too. wife's friend is a nightmare... incredibly selfish, constantly getting offended for the smallest perceived slight, health food nut, etc. the husband is in the army, an actual West Point grad, but completely beaten into submission by her (I fear for our military leadership even more now...).
She won't let him drink! Even a beer! we grilled out over the weekend, and I offered him a non-alcoholic beer. he accepted, and then later came up to me, and said "[my wife] said it's still bad to drink this." He was being completely serious. I couldn't believe this guy! I said to him, "uh, it's non-alcoholic beer... I really don't know what to tell you."
I wanted to tell him to grow a goddamn spine.
