UofM's pick-your-pronoun genius...

[Spartanmack]

Chairman of the Young Americans Foundation chooses "His Majesty" as his preferred personal pronoun under the university's new program to foster inclusion, molly coddle panty waste social justice warriors and mainstream delusion. Classic. Genius.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2016/09/um_student_changes_pronoun_to.html

I wonder if he can now demand a special bathroom - after all, you can't expect His Majesty to share a throne with the commoners...

 

[Thumb]

I guess it beats "Couch Burner".

 

[tinselwolverine]

I guess it beats "Couch Burner".

Zing.

Meanwhile, I would probably have picked something - were this to have been in effect back in my time - that surely would have had all the hairy legged lesbos that populate the female portion of the Michigan campus - up in arms.

I wonder how many U of M coeds (are we still allowed to refer to them as that?) have actually picked "hairy legged lesbo" as their preferred pronoun?

In certain circles, that's a badge of honor there.

But not "hairy pitted."

Even U of M lesbos think that's gross.

 

[Spartanmack]

I guess it beats "Couch Burner".

I guess it does, and I'm sure that's what he had in mind when he came up with "his majesty". As Tinsel said, "zing!" You are really good at this.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I think I would make my pronoun "Daddy Warbucks..."

 

[Michchamp]

Chairman of the Young Americans Foundation chooses "His Majesty" as his preferred personal pronoun under the university's new program to foster inclusion, molly coddle panty waste social justice warriors and mainstream delusion. Classic. Genius.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2016/09/um_student_changes_pronoun_to.html

I wonder if he can now demand a special bathroom - after all, you can't expect His Majesty to share a throne with the commoners...

what would your title be if you had a choice? I'm guessing "grand wizard."

 

[TheVictors]

My choice would be "Boss"

because that's what you call MICHIGAN GRADS.