Dems don't want the Presidency

[Gulo Blue]

Ohhhhh

Can you imagine the heads exploding if he picked AoC?

Sadly she does not qualify because of her age.

Or Romney?

 

[Thumb]

Or Romney?

Nah, only Dem heads would explode then. The GOP would quickly forget all about the tangerine moron and quickly embrace Romney as a champion of the right again.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Or Romney?

The ticket has reached its penis limit.

Biden needs a vagina.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ySWgcnpldjY

 

[Gulo Blue]

Nah, only Dem heads would explode then. The GOP would quickly forget all about the tangerine moron and quickly embrace Romney as a champion of the right again.

OK, then I want to run M. Romney/ M. Obama as independents.

 

[Thumb]

OK, then I want to run M. Romney/ M. Obama as independents.

Sold.

 

[sggatecl]

Yes, again, she is constitutionally ineligible.

Because, according to Trump, she was born on a foreign island.

But your head can explode at the thought, if you want it to.

I'm gonna try and hold off on that for a bit, thank you.

 

[sggatecl]

The ticket has reached its penis limit.

Biden needs a vagina.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I'm gonna try and hold off on that for a bit, thank you.

Ha!

She?s not old enough.

She was actually born on the same island as Trump.

 

[byco42]

Biden will certainly select a Black woman, and he has to be selective about which specific Black woman he selects. Because not all Black people are going to like his selection, and he has to make sure that he selects the right Black woman so that he offends the right Black people, and not the wrong Black woman that offends the wrong Black people.

This will be tricky and nuanced.

 

[Gulo Blue]

Biden will certainly select a Black woman, and he has to be selective about which specific Black woman he selects. Because not all Black people are going to like his selection, and he has to make sure that he selects the right Black woman so that he offends the right Black people, and not the wrong Black woman that offends the wrong Black people.

This will be tricky and nuanced.

Like Michelle Obama?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Like Michelle Obama?

What about Oprah?

Everybody likes Oprah.

Plus she can offer to give everybody a car.

?YOU?LL get a car!

And YOU?LL get a car!

And YOU?LL get a car!

And YOU?LL get a car!?

 

[byco42]

Michelle and Oprah would ensure a Biden defeat.

 

[sggatecl]

What about Oprah?

Everybody likes Oprah.

Plus she can offer to give everybody a car.

?YOU?LL get a car!

And YOU?LL get a car!

And YOU?LL get a car!

And YOU?LL get a car!?

I believe that was Bernie's 1st choice.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I believe that was Bernie's 1st choice.

Yeah.

But Oprah has actually made that happen.

 

[Polish-Hammer]

Johnson-Oprah ticket would win though.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Johnson-Oprah ticket would win though.

Has Johnson promised to select a black woman too?

 

[Gulo Blue]

What about an Oprah/Letterman ticket?

 

[Spartanmack]

Yes, again, she is constitutionally ineligible.

Because, according to Trump, she was born on a foreign island.

But your head can explode at the thought, if you want it to.

Manhattan? Nah, it just seems like a foreign island because nobody speaks English there.

 

[Spartanmack]

Nah, only Dem heads would explode then. The GOP would quickly forget all about the tangerine moron and quickly embrace Romney as a champion of the right again.

I don't recall that ever happening - he's always been viewed as a center-right candidate. The guy implemented universal healthcare as governor of Mass. Conservative Republicans weren't particularly enthused by him as a candidate.

 

[Spartanmack]

I believe that was Bernie's 1st choice.

you mean his first choice was to take Oprah and every other billionaire's money to buy re-election votes, I mean stuff for poor people (where poor people = non billionaires).