while theyre at it, can someone please create legislation that prohibits the Dame fan in our office from utterly destroying the Men's room each and every day some time between 2 and 3pm.
The building janitors have taken to using some industrial spray in the afternoons to help with the smell, but the shit's got to be illegal it's so bad
that's awful. but I don't see the GOP helping you on this one. you'll have to take matters into your own hands.
I'm lucky... by chance there are very few men in the couple department's on our floor so I have to share a bathroom with only like 3 other guys.
at my last job it was worse. I did a little searching though and found a bathroom in an out-of-way part of the building that was rarely used.
my all time greatest work bathroom story was in my first job out of law school as a temp attorney. they had 100+ attorneys reviewing documents, crammed into an office designed for a 1/3 of that number. the bathrooms on the floor (both mens and womens) were quickly overwhelmed, destroyed, piss-soaked and disgusting.
I refused to stand for it, and though the bathrooms on other floors of the building were locked, I discovered one on a mostly vacant floor that was accessible via a numerical code. there were 5 digits, but it was obvious which 3 numbers were worn, so i was able to figure it out quickly (only 6 possible combinations). For the remaining 3 months of the project, I practically had my own private bathroom.
the tricky part was keeping it a secret; I had to ride the elevators UP to get to it. on the few times someone else from the office walked up, I would say "whoops! I pressed up by mistake."
I also struggled about letting anyone else in on the secret. but I concluded at the end it was too risky; It would jeopardize the whole thing if they told anyone else. So I waited until the project ended, then emailed everyone later. they called me a sneaky bastard, but all admitted they would have done the same thing if they were in my shoes.
I was amazed no one else thought to find a different bathroom like i did. Crazy how people tolerate the shitty situations they're given. (no pun intended.)