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Happy father's day

wlvrnstlr4life

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Hope everyone has had a great day. I'll leave everyone that is over 40 with this......

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie...ety-show-banana-splits-rated-r-violence-gore/

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie...uts-violent-gory-spin-classic-childrens-show/

The Banana Splits, and HR PuffnStuff were staples in the late 60s early 70s(reruns lasted into the early 80s). Creepy kids programs on Saturday mornings. I'm sure your kids will enjoy this new horror movie and think you are the greatest dad in the world, lol.
 
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Thanks you too! My day ended in the emergency room getting 3 staples in my head lol.
I was weedwacking my daughters new home yard and the deck I knew was near me decided to attack me! It hit me and I kept going until I grabbed a hand, and it was full of blood. Well I waited till later and now 3 staples, and a new tetanus shot I’m all set with new metal in my head for 7 days ! Man my head is sore.
 
Thanks you too! My day ended in the emergency room getting 3 staples in my head lol.
I was weedwacking my daughters new home yard and the deck I knew was near me decided to attack me! It hit me and I kept going until I grabbed a hand, and it was full of blood. Well I waited till later and now 3 staples, and a new tetanus shot I?m all set with new metal in my head for 7 days ! Man my head is sore.

Hope you don?t need to get on a plane or go to court.
 
Thanks you too! My day ended in the emergency room getting 3 staples in my head lol.
I was weedwacking my daughters new home yard and the deck I knew was near me decided to attack me! It hit me and I kept going until I grabbed a hand, and it was full of blood. Well I waited till later and now 3 staples, and a new tetanus shot I?m all set with new metal in my head for 7 days ! Man my head is sore.

Goddamn decks.
 
Happy Father?s Day.

I know in the past that you experienced somewhat debilitating back troubles so despite the combat injury, I?m glad to hear that you?re back making war against the weeds.

Thanks ! Back still sucks badly but at least a weedwacker is light work duty ! Most of the time I get my son to mow for me. Not sure what I will do when he moves out. I guess hire a kid from the Neighborhood I guess.
 
Happy Father's Day (day late) to ask the dad's here.

My boy is due on July 26th. Grandma and Grandpa got me whiskey and cigars to celebrate yesterday. It's a recovery day today!

Bob, really hope your recovery is going better than mine.

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Happy Father's Day (day late) to ask the dad's here.

My boy is due on July 26th. Grandma and Grandpa got me whiskey and cigars to celebrate yesterday. It's a recovery day today!

Bob, really hope your recovery is going better than mine.

Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk

Coffee is great for hangovers! July 26th fantastic! Hold it off till July 31st my sons birthday!
 
Happy Father's Day (day late) to ask the dad's here.

My boy is due on July 26th. Grandma and Grandpa got me whiskey and cigars to celebrate yesterday. It's a recovery day today!

Bob, really hope your recovery is going better than mine.

Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk

Enjoy being hungover while you can... nothing is worse than a hangover with young, screaming children in the house.

Also, try to have a second kid as soon as possible, so you can experience the joy of young children in your house who spend every waking minute fighting with eachother over the most inane things (and of course, the related screaming and hysterical crying in the aftermath of the fights).
 
Also instinctively yell "I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT!" and then realize you are now every parent who ever lived, and marvel at being part of the shared experience of parenthood.
 
Enjoy being hungover while you can... nothing is worse than a hangover with young, screaming children in the house.

Also, try to have a second kid as soon as possible, so you can experience the joy of young children in your house who spend every waking minute fighting with eachother over the most inane things (and of course, the related screaming and hysterical crying in the aftermath of the fights).

Sounds beautiful!

We'll likely do it that way, so I'm just hoping the kids get along like my sister and I did. Fights/arguments were only once in a blue moon with us.
 
Sounds beautiful!

We'll likely do it that way, so I'm just hoping the kids get along like my sister and I did. Fights/arguments were only once in a blue moon with us.

I think age & gender disparity plays a role (mine are only 2 years apart, and both boys)

to be fair to them, the moments when they play together nicely are sweet. and as they get older, the proportion of time they can play nicely together increases.

it's just that the moments they are fighting/screaming/etc. tend to be more memorable due to the ear-splitting volume they occur at...
 
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I got six pair of new socks and a BBQ grill brush for Father's Day and my raging headaches and hangover on Sunday/Monday were a result of back to back Dead Shows at Wrigley Field over the weekend ...
 
I think age & gender disparity plays a role (mine are only 2 years apart, and both boys)

to be fair to them, the moments when they play together nicely are sweet. and as they get older, the proportion of time they can play nicely together increases.

it's just that the moments they are fighting/screaming/etc. tend to be more memorable due to the ear-splitting volume they occur at...

My buddies who had brothers definitely fought way more often than I did with my sister.

My best friend's son now has a scream that can break glass. I have never heard a kid hit such an insanely high pitch.
 
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