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I have to go to the hospital

jdeb

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I just went to the bathroom and had to crap real bad. I did but there was a lot of blood. I think I tore something. It feels like my knee did when I tore my AC but it is in my starfish area. I am not aware of any muscle in my ass track. This is not good. It hurts like hell, I feel like I have been kicked in the balls too. WTF? Wife taking me to emergency. She is yelling the crap out of me, "why are you on the internet when your ass is bleeding?" "Your a stupid freak".
 
My anal sphincter was torn. My life sucks. Shoot myself in the head seems to be in order. Geez, if its not one thing it's another. Common issue with people on lipatore. I am stopping all my medications and living like it's 1999. I am tired. Doctors are making me feel worse.
 
Wow, that sucks man, so sorry to hear. Keep your head up though, things can and do get better! :tup:
 
My anal sphincter was torn. My life sucks. Shoot myself in the head seems to be in order. Geez, if its not one thing it's another. Common issue with people on lipatore. I am stopping all my medications and living like it's 1999. I am tired. Doctors are making me feel worse.

could have been worse dx, man. Almost relieved it was this...and I dont even know you. Glad for you and sorry too. get well.
 
John, I saw this shortly after you posted.
Wasn't sure what was going on, but was thinking it was your sphincter muscle.

Lipitor like most every single med has many serious side effects.

http://www.webmd.com/drugs/drug-333...rugid=3330&drugname=Lipitor+Oral&pagenumber=6

Good God, you scroll down the entire page for All the problems from taking this stuff.
if they have their way, the entire population would be taking stuff that causes your heart to stop, kidneys to shut down, eyes bleeding, stroke, etc.

If you were taking this to keep your cholesterol levels down, some of those Omega 3/6/9's fish oil capsules usually will work in due time.
I get most of my supplements from Vitacost and some from Vitamin Shoppe.
http://www.vitacost.com/productResults.aspx?NttSR=1&ss=1&x=32&y=2&ntk=products&Ntt=cholesterol

In the mean time, with a delicate spot like that you might want to eat light stuff that won't cause any blockage, rather a smooth BM.
as Redd Foxx said, "I'm not talking about your whole ass, I'm talking about your assHole".

Hope you get and feel better asap.
 
Wife taking me to emergency. She is yelling the crap out of me, "why are you on the internet when your ass is bleeding?" "Your a stupid freak".

Women just don't get it.

I recieved the same god damned, fuckin' load of horseshit when my wife drove me to the ER when I ripped my own anal sphincter while taking a big giant crap myself one time.

She was all, "why are you on the internet when you're hemorraging blood out your ripped asshole? Why are you on the internet when you're hemhorrhaging blood out your ripped asshole? And why the fuck did you put on white pants?"

And I was like, "number one, I have shit that I have to do, and number two, asking me twice is just redundant."

I have to admit, she did have a point about putting on white pants for that particular event; I guess I just wasn't thinking that far ahead.

Same thing happened with the first wife, too.

I just don't get broads sometimes.
 
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Married women love to repeat themselves over and over in a "crisis" situation, doesn't matter if you give them an answer once that is correct, b/c you are going to inevitably have to answer their repetitions in a different manner every time in a ultimately futile effort to calm them down, and that STILL won't be satisfactory to them...you might get them to briefly shut up and breathe a sigh of relief...until they open their mouth again...and you realize to your great dismay, that everything that you explained was completely ignored.
 
I was married at 21 and divorced by 27. no kids and it took 20 years until I said thank God for that. You marry the woman and the family if you live close to them.

Even for 20/25 years after that, either living with or dating a woman, whenever there is something you want to do, kinda by yourself, like watching a Tigers game or sports on tv....they have this knack of making sure they sit down next to you and start talking, asking questions, if you give them the short or terse answer you lose, if you turn the game off you lose, because they know you've conceded.

Woman for the most part want to be equal, but many can't handle everything, so they nit pick, nag You to do stuff around the house/condo/apartment, evenafter going out to a nice dinner restaurant, or back from a week or 2 vacation to an island or someplace, it is a lot of the time said, "we don't do anything", and usually when you want to have a couple hours to yourself.

Everyone needs a little space from the significant other. Most of the time, 'they' don't undertand that. All I ever wanted after working 10/11 hours was to come home say hi, give her a kiss, wash/shower and just sit on the sofa for 5/10 minutes.
"What, you haven't talked on the phone or had interaction with 'anyone' all day"??
But when they want to be left alone, you had better or else.

Just a couple of guys here know what I did before and just thereafter the post office, and my ex knew that side of me, + the people I ran with + 'worked' with. Yet she still pushed the buttons until I told her one night to leave me the fuck alone or I'd play patty hearst with her for the next 2 weeks.

Years later I am honest with myself and know how I am in relationships, three sides to each relationship gone bad; your side, their side, and the truth.
With all the friends I grew up with and worked with, I can count on both hands the ones who did have a great marriage.

But f'n broads, rarely do. They read from the same book on how to get/manipulate every thing they want and when.
The two times I said it's time to end this, each one wouldn't have it, "why, we get along great", or "I'll do anything you want". and if you let it go on for a while longer they usually will say, that they decided to break up with you. Tell them you're done, they plead with you not to, when they've had enough of you, it's final.

If you are fortunate to have met and be in a relationship with an understanding lady, you are one of the few with one who has it good and congrats.
The rest of us who posted a few things here or read mine, know what I am talking about.
"All you ever do is post on that stupid message board....what about me"!!??
 
My late father first married @ age 36, never thought that I would pass him in age before I would become married as well. But I did manage to involuntarily pull it off, getting married for the first time @ age 42. I had a long and mostly enjoyable bachelorhood, dating and bedding many women over the years. But I had only one long 10 year relationship with a woman who was a decade older than me and was divorced w/two teenage children.

She was educated, smart, and a joy to be around most of the time....we got along well while living together during the last few years of our relationship...BUT I wasn't satisfied with the idea of settling down with her, b/c I was younger, never married, with no kids (at least none that I know of...dlol) and she as I posted, was significantly older, had been married and could not have any more kids b/c of her prior hysterectomy. So I broke up with her shortly before I became employed by the USPS.

I believed that I deserved to marry someone who like myself, had never married and had no children. But working for the PO meant long hours, most often 6 "days" per week while working the graveyard shift, and weekends. Not many of the women I met during the first 6 years or so of my career lasted for more than a few dates, b/c I had to get ready for work no later than 10 pm on Friday, Saturday, and even Sunday nights. I actually got to the point of when I finally took my first full weeks vacation, I really didn't know WTF to do with myself. My old single friends had by then been long married off and had vanished.

So I eventually took a chance by reading and answering some ads in a singles magazine that I picked up @ my local bookstore....b/c unlike the hit and miss of meeting single women at the usual spots, such as bars, concerts, and special events, such as holiday get togethers, I could immediately weed out those who I wasn't interested in...like divorcees with lingering marital issues and/or kids. But the amount of single, never-married women who were near my age being mid-30s ,were very small.and as I later learned to my dismay, there often were very good reasons why they were still unmarried, and not always b/c they were very homely, extremely shy and/or obese.Unfortunately the internet had yet to even enter its infancy back then, but I sure do wish now that it had been.
 
I've really only caught a raff of shit from the wife when I've been hemhorrhaging blood out of my asshole from a torn sphynxter that occured when I was taking a great big giant massive crap, as I was being driven to the emergency room while bleeding a sea of red onto the white pants I had put on for the drive to the ER.

It happened with both wives, though, is what's kind of funny.
 
I do not even remember posting the diagnosis... drugs are good when prescribed and monitored.

Well I am back but I think they stuffed a flippin roll of Brawney up my ass. I am on liquid diet until they pull the flippin Sam's Club count Bounty out of my hershey highway. It flippin hurts but they gave me some good drugs. Ron was right as rain, it is believed to be a combo of driving to Florida, being bound up and trying to shit a brick, and LIPITORE! I went to work today with an inflatable doughnut that is a Godsend. Needless to say, I was the brunt of a lot of ass and gay jokes from the guys today. I never should of opened my big mouth. They are lucky I am a good dude because I could kick every one of their Sally asses any day of the week. They love me though so I will not break their orbital sockets any time soon.

The wife was freaking out because she loves the skin tags off me. She is a good egg but I have scared her a few times with my health issues. I had heart issues prior and duodenal ulcers, so needless to say, she knows the exact location of my life insurance. I really have been in good health since the heart explosion, neck artery Drano issue. I lost a lot of football and beer weight, amazing how big the Johnson looks when you drop 65-75 pounds. It really is an optical illusion but a good one none the less.

Anyway, I can not believe how much better I feel even if I have roll of the quicker-picker-upper up my poop shoot. LIPITORE is evil is all I can say.
 
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The good news, my wife dropped 200.00 on my amazon account. I just got done reading Terry Francona's book, man that was a good read, highly recommend. I am now reading Tom Coughlins book and it is very good and inspirational. I got some books on Artists but that would probably bore the crap out of you. Tiger 337 suggested Ron Kaplan's new book "501 Baseball Books Fans Must Read Before They Die", it just arrived today via Kindle Paperwhite. I want to buy Verlanders parents book but it is not available via Kindle.
 
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