smayschmouthfootball said:
hockeywings said:
Just like my right wing uncle, never responds to facts...
What hockey team does he play for?
My own dear uncle owned a small grocery store.
One day this downtrodden looking young fellow walked into his store and asked for a job.
"I may look down on my luck, but I promise you, I'm the sharpest quickest fella ya ever met."
My uncle had his doubts, but being a compassionate man, he gave the young guy a chance.
About a half hour after he started to work, the young guy walks up from the back of of the store and says to my uncle "there's some dumbass in the back of the store asking how much a half head of lettuce costs."
He turns around to see that the customer has followed him up to the front of the store.
"And this gentleman would like to buy the other half."
After the transaction had occurred, and the satisfied customer had left the store, my uncle said "you know, I had my doubts about you, but you've proved me wrong! You are sharp. Where are you from?"
"Canada," the young man answers.
"Canada?" my uncle asks.
"Yeah, Canada. You know, that country up north, where half the women are whores, and the other half are hockey players?"
So my uncle just stares at this kid for a good 10 seconds, and answers finally "Yes, I know Canada really well, as a matter of fact. My wife is from Canada."
"Oh, really? What team did she play for?"