I think we need to agree on a rule for how to understand terrorist attacks. tell me if I got this right:
If a terrorist attack occurs...
... and...
1) A Republican is president.
- The President "kept us safe"
- We can invade any country we want, regardless of whether they had anything to do with the attack
- The President should not be criticized - at all and for any reason - because to do so would be to "give our enemies comfort"
- Support the troops. this means everything and nothing
2) A Democrat is president
- pull your hair out while jumping up and down and screaming incoherently for the next 10-15 years
- insist on endless investigations of who knew what and when, regardless of the cost. It's okay to waste "taxpayer dollars" only in this instance
- this excuses everything bad a Republican politician might do in the future, forever
Presidential Obligations
In order to "keep us safe"...
1) If a Republican is president... the President has to do nothing, not even if he or she was being
warned an attack was imminent for months.
2) If a Democrat is president... the President must investigate all terrorist threats, and if one is detected, Go all "Tom Clancy" and personally kill the terrorists, and on his own dime. If he orders the CIA/Military to fight the terrorists, credit instead goes to the highest ranking Republican in the Senate, and the president should be impeached for treason.
That seem right?