John Boehner calls Cruz Lucifer in the flesh

[biggunsbob]

http://www.salon.com/2016/04/28/tha...ruz_is_far_more_terrifying_than_donald_trump/

 

[tinselwolverine]

Imagine Donald Trump's orange hair on John Boehner's orange face.

I'm not sure if Roddy McDowell is dead or not, but if he is, the idea of that image would make him roll over clockwork in his grave.

EDIT: Oh, my bad...Malcolm McDowell.

He's not dead.

Unless, like, he just died and it hasn't been reported.

Like Prince, between the time he died and the time it was reported.

There he was, just lying there on the floor of that elevator, waiting for somebody to finally stumble across his newly rotting carcass.

EDIT # 2:

Tiny little carcass, I should say.

The guy was like, really, really small.

Like a little person from a fairy tale, or some shit.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Maybe this is the kind of thing Boehner was talking about.

 

[Michchamp]

fathers, keep your daughters away from Republican guys