TheVictors03 said:
The dude actually played D 1-AA football but has let himself go and is really annoying with his 'dame' talk. He's told me at least a dozen times that 'dame deserved to win both its first two games...' blahblahblah, same story as always from their fans.
dame
Heh
Saying "dame" makes me think there's a detective novel inner monologue here...
It was a cold and rainy night when the dame came knocking on my office door. I'd seen this type of dame before; she was tall and long-legged and the waves of her red hair tossed back over themselves sort of like what Vivaldi had in mind when he wrote Storm, and I knew right then she'd never be happy if she hired me. I solved her case before she even told me what it was. Her eyes darted to the remaining third of a bottle of Rich and Rare on my desk as she told me she thought she'd been robbed, but she couldn't tell me what it was she was missing. I knew. I turned around and lifted one of the slats of my Venetian blinds with my top knuckle to get a look at the rain and to buy a second to figure out what to tell her. She wasn't robbed; what she lost was her glory, and it was never going to return.