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The L APD are some serious ass trigger-happy motherfucks. One night 10 to 15 years ago I'm walking out of my condo in Studio City with my wife at the time son of a bitch 8 fucking Black clad motherfuck's come running up the staircase. Within a second or two I see the cops and all eight of them motherfuckers have the guns drawn on me. I hear one motherfucker say "don't move" and at the same time I hear another motherfucker say "step forward" and I just say "well which is it?"
The first wife is freaked out she starts screaming and yelling and I'm standing there afraid she's going to get us both dusted.
Turns out some son of a bitch who himself was a cop-he works airport detail or something-was playing gun sex games with some chick that lived in the condo building with us-50 Shades of Grey type of shit. Some nosy neighbor or whatever the fuck saw them and called the cops in the goddamn thing-the guys a black guy.
The cops had the guys description, and I'm a lot of things, but I'm pretty obviously not black-what the fuck?
The first wife is freaked out she starts screaming and yelling and I'm standing there afraid she's going to get us both dusted.
Turns out some son of a bitch who himself was a cop-he works airport detail or something-was playing gun sex games with some chick that lived in the condo building with us-50 Shades of Grey type of shit. Some nosy neighbor or whatever the fuck saw them and called the cops in the goddamn thing-the guys a black guy.
The cops had the guys description, and I'm a lot of things, but I'm pretty obviously not black-what the fuck?
