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Michchamp
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Since we don't have other fanbases posting here like in the ESPN days, I've compiled this list of reminders about us before the season starts:
- Michigan fans' idea of tailgating is sipping wine on the golf course, while quietly discussing whether to roll your 401K into a Roth IRA before the end of the year.
- Inside Michigan Stadium, everyone sits quietly, occasionally clapping if the team scores, and listens to the game on 1960's transistor radios held close to their ears
- If you stand up and cheer inside Michigan Stadium - even if you're cheering for Michigan - other fans will ask you to please be quiet and sit back down
- If you do it again, or yell "FUCK OFF" or "SUCK MY DICK," a bunch of psychology and women's studies professors will show up and escort you out
- the Michigan crowd is the quietest crowd in college football
- Michigan football hasn't been relevent since the leather helmet days
- Michigan football is overrated.
- The media loves Michigan Football
- Michigan's helmets and uniforms are bad because they don't change every few years
- Michigan fans are all arrogant, rich, snobs
- Michigan fans are all uneducated, low-class Walmart shoppers