I choose the Truth over your alternative. And, because I can read, it's fairly obvious to me what affronts God, since He has revealed that to us with crystal clarity. The selected non-Catholics you refer to, I cannot account for their errors.
Because you're right, and everybody who doesn't believe EXACTLY as you do is wrong, even though most people can read-well scholars anyway-yet many scholars come to-shockingly-different conclusions than you do.
I guess hell is going to be a pretty fucking crowded place.
EDIT: And God has revealed himself with crystal clarity? For real?
I can see how delusional person in an insane Asylum might think that God has revealed himself with crystal clarity, or maybe one of these crazy fuckers I see walking around the street and screaming basically out to the air, but outside of that, I've heard some silly shit in my life but that shit there, that shit takes the cake.
You know who saw shit with crystal clarity? Merlin the magician, that's cool.
At least that's what he told King Arthur.
That was his story and he was sticking to it.
Except a lot of people think that the story of King Arthur is a legend and a fairy tail.
I guess the only ridiculous story in history that is true is the story that the church tells.
Firebreathing dragons? Those are fun fairytales for kids.
A Dude turns water into wine and feed school masses of people with a couple of fish in a few loaves of bread? Oh-that's completely plausible.