RIP Fidel Castro

[Michchamp]

Greatest Communist dictator the western hemisphere has ever seen.

EDIT: the US press response has been more or less mild, considering...

BBC reported he allegedly survived an astounding six hundred, thirty-eight (638) assassination attempts. Wow!

 

[biggunsbob]

Amazing he made it to 90 years old. I thought he was already dead.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I guess the loss of Florence Henderson turned out to be too much for him to take.

 

[Michchamp]

I guess the loss of Florence Henderson turned out to be too much for him to take.

&

God has both of them now...

 

[Michchamp]

Here he is telling Ernest Hemingway "The rest of the Americans must go. But you can stay. Write another novel. Go fishing. If you leave, no big deal. We'll put all your shit in a museum you can visit."

 

[Michchamp]

Monty Burns: "We have a trillion dollar bill."

Fidel Castro: "May I see it?"

Monty Burns: *hands bill over* "Ok. Can I have it back now?"

Fidel Castro: "What trillion dollar bill?"

Monty Burns: "Eeeeesh..."