Rod Allen lawn care commercial

[dubbsco]

Is the one they just showed with Rod saying, "I see you," not the most awkward moment in commercial history?

 

[kingofdetroit57]

There are a few different awkard iterations out there. I think the one where he says, "Now that's some country strong advice!" is even more painful.

 

[beez]

One of the great actors of our time.

 

[kingofdetroit57]

One of the great actors of our time.

He's the voice of a generation.

 

[dubbsco]

After he says "I see ya," the guy has the goofiest look on his face.

 

[mjsb2]

Just awful.

And how about Rod saying he doesn't know anything about lawns, but then tells the guy his advice is country strong?

How the hell would you know that if you don't know anything about lawns?

 

[grandy]

This commercial should be added to the Rod Allen Drinking Game, in case you weren't dying from alcohol poisoning before.

 

[jas5lf]

http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com/2012/05/rod-allen-commercial-idea.html


I can’t get enough of Rod Allen’s Ace commercial. It’s hypnotic. I could watch it all day.

But after seeing it a dozen times, I have two questions. One, why doesn’t Rod just go to Heather Nabozny if he wants his lawn to look like a ballpark’s? And two, why doesn’t Rod appear in EVERY commercial? I know I’d be much more likely to eat those stupid Dorito tacos if Rod was begging me to.

If you were around on Twitter the other day when this idea first sprung up, you know where this first one is going. If not, well, you’ll see. What if Rod did a commercial for…






DOCTOR: Hello, Rod. What brings you into my office today?

ROD ALLEN: Hey, Doc. My pahdner and I are flat out having issues with…well, let’s just say I’m not featuring the slide-piece that I used to. I was hoping you could be Johnny on the Spot and help me out.

DOCTOR: I assume you’re talking about erectile dysfunction.

ROD: You’re some kind of smooth, Doc. Yeah, the little fella is having problems becoming a big fella, on occasion. Call me crazy, but something might be wrong with my mechanics.

DOCTOR: Actually, it’s a very common issue with men your age, Rod. With one Cialis pill, within minutes your problems could be solved.

ROD: Wow! That should be a crime. Without question, you are the best in the business.

DOCTOR: As is Cialis. Let me write you a prescription. However, if you experience any erection lasting over five hours, please report to the emergency room.

ROD: Oh no, you didn’t, Doc. I’ll be taking a steady diet of those bad boys. B-A-D-D. I can’t wait to be firing seeds on all cylinders again. Thanks, Doc.

DOCTOR: Sure thing. Anything else I can help you with?

ROD: You’ve got that right. I’ve had some FILTHY, easy gas lately.

DOCTOR: Well, that’s another commercial.

ROD: I see ya, Doc!

(both laugh as commercial fades out)

 

[jdeb]

lol

 

[tonyballs]

lmfao. I fn love that commercial.

 

[tonyballs]

http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com/2012/05/rod-allen-commercial-idea.html


i can?t get enough of rod allen?s ace commercial. It?s hypnotic. I could watch it all day.

But after seeing it a dozen times, i have two questions. One, why doesn?t rod just go to heather nabozny if he wants his lawn to look like a ballpark?s? And two, why doesn?t rod appear in every commercial? I know i?d be much more likely to eat those stupid dorito tacos if rod was begging me to.

If you were around on twitter the other day when this idea first sprung up, you know where this first one is going. If not, well, you?ll see. What if rod did a commercial for?






doctor: Hello, rod. What brings you into my office today?

Rod allen: Hey, doc. My pahdner and i are flat out having issues with?well, let?s just say i?m not featuring the slide-piece that i used to. I was hoping you could be johnny on the spot and help me out.

Doctor: I assume you?re talking about erectile dysfunction.

Rod: You?re some kind of smooth, doc. Yeah, the little fella is having problems becoming a big fella, on occasion. Call me crazy, but something might be wrong with my mechanics.

Doctor: Actually, it?s a very common issue with men your age, rod. With one cialis pill, within minutes your problems could be solved.

Rod: Wow! That should be a crime. Without question, you are the best in the business.

Doctor: As is cialis. Let me write you a prescription. However, if you experience any erection lasting over five hours, please report to the emergency room.

Rod: Oh no, you didn?t, doc. I?ll be taking a steady diet of those bad boys. B-a-d-d. I can?t wait to be firing seeds on all cylinders again. Thanks, doc.

Doctor: Sure thing. Anything else i can help you with?

Rod: You?ve got that right. I?ve had some filthy, easy gas lately.

Doctor: Well, that?s another commercial.

Rod: I see ya, doc!

(both laugh as commercial fades out)

e.p.i.c.