Tigers vs. redsox ALCS Game 6 Thread

[kalinecountry]

This is a deviation from your normal inning summaries.

Ya think?? lol.

You would not believe the shit I'm hearing, or getting in emails.

I hate the sox so much if they win, I would root for the cards to beat them.

 

[manchild98]

If the gnome was 5'6" he would have caught that.

 

[byco42]

If Pedoria was 5' 3" he'd have caught that ball.

 

[sggatecl]

If Pedoria was 4'11" he'd have caught that ball.

 

[lonesometiger]

Ball 4, damnit. The announcers didn't say shit.

Worst yet he had to swing at ball 5 and he get a hit after all said and done. Take that ump!

 

[manchild98]

What is the record for most throws over to first by any single pitcher? I'm guessing the stats truck is going to have to dig deep for that one.

 

[lonesometiger]

Wide strike zone tonight!

 

[johnny2x2x]

Well, if they're going to give him those balls 4 inches off the plate all night it's going to be tough to beat him.

 

[jas5lf]

One day a dwarf gets on an elevator. As the door starts to close, a hand comes in and stops it. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares with astonishment. 'Wow,' he says. 'You're the biggest man I have ever seen!' The man nods. 'I'm 7'4, I weigh 359 pounds, and I have 16 inches,' he says with a nod. 'Turner Brown.' The dwarf faints. After coming to, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. 'I said, I'm 7'4, 359 pounds, with 16 inches. My name is Turner Brown.' The dwarf looks relieved and starts laughing. 'What's so funny?' the black man asks. 'For a minute there,' the dwarf explains, 'I thought you said 'Turn Around!'

 

[kalinecountry]

Buchholz works incredibly slowly w/man on 1st. He also held opposing hitters to .107/.194/.155 line w/man on 1st, 5-of-11 on SBs.
sox writer

 

[jas5lf]

I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar.

 

[nydo77]

Thank you for that enlightening viewpoint, Erin......

 

[tigermud]

Buchholz works incredibly slowly w/man on 1st. He also held opposing hitters to .107/.194/.155 line w/man on 1st, 5-of-11 on SBs.
sox writer

We should just keep stepping out and make him work even slower

 

[byco42]

Thank you for that enlightening viewpoint, Erin......

Hey. She worked all afternoon on that take.

 

[kalinecountry]

Oh look erin is talking from near the redsox dugout,

Hey erin my favorite bird is the swallow.

spumoni breath k's swinging,

psycho gomes k's swinging,

DL drew jr. K's swinging,

Max with 34 pitches.

http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB...gid_2010_10_19_phimlb_sfnmlb_1/&prevDate=1019
Here's the strike zone map so far. A couple interesting calls..

 

[manchild98]

Beautiful Max!

 

[kalinecountry]

The Tigers have new LCS strikeout record with 50 after Scherzer gets RedSox Gomes swinging. and now 51 with drew K.

 

[sggatecl]

That ain't no infield hit. Atta boy Iggy.

 

[byco42]

Shane Whinerino is a idiat. Like he had a shot to get Jose on that hit.

 

[gotime909]

Why the hell would we hit and run there?