U.S. drone strike kills 30 pine nut farm workers in Afghanistan

[tomdalton22]

And I've tried capers. How else would I know they suck, dumbass? You should try being less stupid

lol

 

[sggatecl]

Capers are so bad. The worst is when people try to garnish a Bloody Mary with them. Like I'm already not trying hard enough to throw up.

 

[Michchamp]

you all have such pedestrian tastes.

 

[sggatecl]

you all have such pedestrian tastes.

Capers taste like olives and green peppers had a lovechild. Since these are two different species, the result is gruesome. Open up a caper and you will see underdeveloped intestines, a brain, and other shit that looks horrendous. Dissecting a sheep's brain in biology class was less disgusting to me. Capers, like it's father the green pepper, have the ability to completely permeate whatever you put it in. Picadillo is a common application. Once the capers enter the picadillo, all hope is lost, and the picadillo becomes a pandemic. I can sit there for an hour, pick out all the fucking capers from it, and it will still taste like capers. Capers are the abortion of all greens. When I go to the supermarket, and pass by caper jars, it is a tradition for me to stare at it, then shake my head. They should not exist, and the world would be a better place without them.

 

[Michchamp]

Capers taste like olives and green peppers had a lovechild. Since these are two different species, the result is gruesome. Open up a caper and you will see underdeveloped intestines, a brain, and other shit that looks horrendous. Dissecting a sheep's brain in biology class was less disgusting to me. Capers, like it's father the green pepper, have the ability to completely permeate whatever you put it in. Picadillo is a common application. Once the capers enter the picadillo, all hope is lost, and the picadillo becomes a pandemic. I can sit there for an hour, pick out all the fucking capers from it, and it will still taste like capers. Capers are the abortion of all greens. When I go to the supermarket, and pass by caper jars, it is a tradition for me to stare at it, then shake my head. They should not exist, and the world would be a better place without them.

I am surprised you feel this strongly about them.

When I've had them in my Caesar salad, I found they complimented the taste well, rather than overwhelming it.

 

[sggatecl]

I am surprised you feel this strongly about them.

When I've had them in my Caesar salad, I found they complimented the taste well, rather than overwhelming it.

I've honestly never seen them in a Caesar salad. I have seen anchovies though.

 

[Michchamp]

Now a joint Afghan-US raid kills 40 at a wedding party.

 

[tomdalton22]

I wish these terrorists would be more helpful and not hide in areas where there are large populations of civilians. It would really help minimize the collateral damage.

 

[Spartanmack]

you all have such pedestrian tastes.

yes, and you're so worldly because you like awful tasting food. Capers are to food what contemporary "art" is to art - garbage.

 

[Spartanmack]

I've honestly never seen them in a Caesar salad. I have seen anchovies though.

anchovies are what make a caesar salad a caesar salad. I prefer they just be in the dressing but i dont mind them whole in the salad. They don't improve the presentation and can be overpowering that way but im not repulsed by them like i am capers.

I wasn't aware of the relationship but I'm a big fan of the green pepper - I eat them raw as a snack and they feature fairly prominently in my chili recipe without dominating at all - maybe bc they simmer with beef, tomato sauce, beans and a handful of spices for 3 hours. I've been told they're the best source of vitamin C - more than any citrus even but I have not verified that, I just took the person's word for it.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I think of capers primarily with chicken piccata.

I guess I’ve seen them with cooked salmon or with lox and bagels.

 

[tomdalton22]

I don't think I have ever had a caper.

 

[Spartanmack]

I think of capers primarily with chicken piccata.

I guess I?ve seen them with cooked salmon or with lox and bagels.

I hope you brush them aside like all normal people do when eating chicken piccata and salmon. Normal people don't eat lox and bagels.