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What is your favorite Christmas Song?
Traditional: Silent Night, White Christmas
Non-traditional: Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al was always tops on my list until South Park came along...very tough to choose any one of the South Park parodies over the others but I'll go with Kenny and Mr. Hankie singing "And Still Be a Virgin...Mary" with "Christmas Isn't Christmas" by Cartman a close second.
Funny side story to "Christmas Isn't Christmas"...I went to my sister's church and these 2 high school girls sang that song. It has some lyrics that, when you have a sick & twisted mind like I do and are already having South Park's multiple songs running through my head upon seeing that title in the program list, can be misconstrued in a very sexual way.
My nephew and I are sitting there as these 2 girls are singing, very sincerely and innocently, about how "Christmas Isn't Christmas until Jesus comes inside me." Well, my nephew and I are sitting there trying to hold back the laughter to the point of tears while getting dirty looks from my sister and wife, who is also pinching me...all of which just made me laugh/cry harder. Well, needless to say my sister isn't inviting me back to her church anytime soon...but I mean, seriously...how do people listen to that song and not crack up! I was laughing harder than from the South Park version!!!
Traditional: Silent Night, White Christmas
Non-traditional: Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al was always tops on my list until South Park came along...very tough to choose any one of the South Park parodies over the others but I'll go with Kenny and Mr. Hankie singing "And Still Be a Virgin...Mary" with "Christmas Isn't Christmas" by Cartman a close second.
Funny side story to "Christmas Isn't Christmas"...I went to my sister's church and these 2 high school girls sang that song. It has some lyrics that, when you have a sick & twisted mind like I do and are already having South Park's multiple songs running through my head upon seeing that title in the program list, can be misconstrued in a very sexual way.
My nephew and I are sitting there as these 2 girls are singing, very sincerely and innocently, about how "Christmas Isn't Christmas until Jesus comes inside me." Well, my nephew and I are sitting there trying to hold back the laughter to the point of tears while getting dirty looks from my sister and wife, who is also pinching me...all of which just made me laugh/cry harder. Well, needless to say my sister isn't inviting me back to her church anytime soon...but I mean, seriously...how do people listen to that song and not crack up! I was laughing harder than from the South Park version!!!