Butt Looking Good!

[TheVictors]

https://www.milehighreport.com/2018...t=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter


very excited for him, locally ...can't wait to see him at Dove Valley and Mile Hi.

 

[Michchamp]

I've never been to CO, but based on the news reports I've read, hopefully he doesn't get injured or maimed in a fracking explosion, killed in an avalanche when he goes skiing off-trail, or buys a time-share condo and ends up regretting it.

 

[Michchamp]

I made a grammar error; should be "buy" instead of "buys" and "end" instead of "ends."

I'm just going to leave it alone though, because this is just an internet message board, and everyone makes grammar and spelling mistakes, even Einstein, and it's not a big deal.

 

[Michchamp]

Damn run on sentences... oh well.

 

[TheVictors]

Contract prohibits skiing for Broncos players but all that other stuff might happen.


Biggest risk would be a loser transplant all stoned up and driving the wrong way down a OneWay street and causing an accident. That or a mountain lion attack.

 

[Michchamp]

Contract prohibits skiing for Broncos players but all that other stuff might happen.


Biggest risk would be a loser transplant all stoned up and driving the wrong way down a OneWay street and causing an accident. That or a mountain lion attack.

the loser transplants that do that are MSU alums.

I guess another CO risk is getting shot by an off duty breakdancing FBI agent in a bar.

Also, is it possible to name anything in Denver without including "mile high" as part of the name?

like we get it... you're at a higher elevation relative to the rest of country. great. not like it involved any particular skill... you all just moved there.