Delmon is a douche

[spockmaster]

Delmon Young: "The offense? We were down 4-0 quick, so you can't blame the offense."


http://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2012/10/detroit_tigers_delmon_young_of.html




What an asshole, throwing JV under the bus. Did he struggle? Yeah. But maybe if you had had a better AB in the 1st with 2 on we could have had some runs early, you fucking tool (or if Prince hadn't swung at the first fucking pitch after a walk with a tiny K zone). And 4-0 isn't an insurmountable lead, unless you're the Tigers offense and swing at fucking everything a junkballer throws against an ump with a criminally small strike zone. I can't wait till he's fucking gone.

After re-reading the article, Delmon is even more of a fucking moronic tool than I thought. "We were out of the game before we had our second at-bat." So being down one run is now insurmountable? It is with you hitting fifth, asshole. Go fuck yourself and die.

 

[tigermud]

oh wow did he really say that? gessshs delmon, I think we can however point out that you are swinging at everything again. really wish you'd stop reverting to that, your so much better when your not doing that.

Edit: wow some of these other things he said also are interesting just as well

"I knew it was gone off the bat," he said. "I just had to give the courtesy jog."

"I don't know," Young said. "We don't have a left-handed BP thrower."

LOL.. did he know he was talking out loud?

I'm thinking he doesn't really give a fck.

 

[coulomb]

It would be a compliment to delmon, to say that he is saying this stuff to talk his way out of detroit. But in all honesty, I just don't think he is that bright.

I mean its cliche' 101 stuff. Don't they have a seminar when you first reach the bigs, on how to answer questions? like, "Its all about the team", "Give it 100%" etc etc.

 

[byco42]

This is the guy who chucked the bat at the ump in the minors and his ass cannot be on a bus to Fuckyouville soon enough after the final out of the WS is made. He forgets a pivotal point of the first inning when the Tigers has two on and Prince popped up pitch one to Crawford and he grounded to third on pitch two and then the fucking cocksucker hits that little nubber in front of home and stands there like a fucking tee-baller and wonders what the fuck to do next as Posey (who is a BALL player) tags him out and throws to second to get Fielder (surprised that McCarver didn't say "that was the first time since Frank Snyder and Frankie Frisch combined in the 1923 Series on a 2U, 2-4 double play and who will ever forget that High Pockets Kelly sold the play by yelling "eee-yah" as the ball was delivered to the Yankee batter Whitey Witt and does any one remember who was on first base as the runner? It was Lou Gerhrig and-- Joe Buck: Gehrig was not the starting first basement on the '23 team. Tim: Oh, that's right then it was Wally Pipp then, and I can only imagine that Gehrig was thinking at the time that "i'm gonna be the first baseman some day.") and Young then spouts off like this. Fuck HIM. *END OF RANT THAT HELPS ASSUAGE THE SENSE OF DREAD I AM FEELING*

 

[tinselwolverine]

That was quite a sentence.

 

[byco42]

That was quite a sentence.

more accurate than this throw was ...

 

[mhughes0021]

more accurate than this throw was ...

Gold...

 

[byco42]

Delmon Thinks Hitting Third Base With Ball Would Retire Zito

 

[tigermud]

I predict Delmon is going to end up the new DH for Houston next year.

 

[kalinecountry]

We put up with him, at the most, for just 6 more games,

That .gif of his throw reminds me of one that manny ramirez threw a few years back with boston.

f'k 'em.

 

[Thumb]

And yet some people still think the sun rises and sets from Delmons asshole.

When he gets a hit they like to make a big deal out of it (it is kind of a big deal when he manages to do something productive though) even going to far as to say things like "Delmon gives a big FUCK YOU to the board".

I honestly hope no team signs him as a FA and he's forced to accept a minor league contract.

 

[coulomb]

And yet some people still think the sun rises and sets from Delmons asshole.

When he gets a hit they like to make a big deal out of it (it is kind of a big deal when he manages to do something productive though) even going to far as to say things like "Delmon gives a big FUCK YOU to the board".

I honestly hope no team signs him as a FA and he's forced to accept a minor league contract.

I dunno about that, I think its written somewhere, where being a CS mvp automatically gets you a contract with the yankees.

 

[spockmaster]

despite trashing his teammate and playing like shit last night, hes back in the lineup 5th and in lf tonight. fuck you jimmer.

 

[grandy]

more accurate than this throw was ...

Give him a break, he was trying to do his best Phil Coke impression.

 

[Thumb]

more accurate than this throw was ...

The ball actually bounced and rolled farther than it flew through the air.

I tell ya what, there are some earthworms in SF with massive headaches today!

 

[hellifino]

damn, Delmon better not get too close to any buses.

 

[tomdalton22]

Delmon is a dumb fuck and gave the absolute wrong answer.....but it was accurate.

 

[Thumb]

Delmon is a dumb fuck and gave the absolute wrong answer.....but it was accurate.

Wrong and accurate? :hmm: :nuts:

 

[tomdalton22]

Wrong and accurate? :hmm: :nuts:

What I meant is it was absolutely the wrong answer to give the media but it was accurate...it wasn't the offense...the pitching gave up 8 runs.

 

[gotime909]

What I meant is it was absolutely the wrong answer to give the media but it was accurate...it wasn't the offense...the pitching gave up 8 runs.

Pretty obvious what you meant...and I agree.