Hell is...

[Michchamp]

... getting added to a text message thread that consists of 4 unemployed, or at best permanently underemployed buddies who follow college football recruiting religiously, on a day like today.

 

[thewolverines24]

Can you mute the conversation?

 

[TheVictors]

lol!!!!!

i woke up this morning 'out west' to a group text consisting of some rather employed and successful friends from college who follow this stuff way too closely.

 

[boogerlovejoy]

.....anxiously awaiting football season when your favorite teams are the Lions and MSU....and both end up with seasons like this.

There goes 4 months i’ll never get back.

 

[wlvrnstlr4life]

... getting added to a text message thread that consists of 4 unemployed, or at best permanently underemployed buddies who follow college football recruiting religiously, on a day like today.

Thats funny, but I got one better. This morning one of the women I work with came in laughing and she says, "you gotta see this!" She shows us a dick pick that she got early in the morning. She then says other people that we work with also got it. So this dick pick is flying around at 5:30 in the morning. Then she says the persons name and we all bust out laughing. It happened to be our janitor that works the sheriff's office. So fast forward 4 hrs and a call to dispatch comes over our computers with someone complaining his wife is being harrassed by a dick picker, Lenny the janitor. Turns out the dick pick went out to everyone friended on facebook and went county wide, lol. Dispatch called us at the jail looking for him, so a friend of mine answers that she has no idea what his number is or where he lives, but she will transfer the call to someone who does.............she transfers the call to his stepmom who works admin. We couldnt stop laughing this morning. Dude is in serious trouble.

 

[Gulo Blue]

Thats funny, but I got one better. This morning one of the women I work with came in laughing and she says, "you gotta see this!" She shows us a dick pick that she got early in the morning. She then says other people that we work with also got it. So this dick pick is flying around at 5:30 in the morning. Then she says the persons name and we all bust out laughing. It happened to be our janitor that works the sheriff's office. So fast forward 4 hrs and a call to dispatch comes over our computers with someone complaining his wife is being harrassed by a dick picker, Lenny the janitor. Turns out the dick pick went out to everyone friended on facebook and went county wide, lol. Dispatch called us at the jail looking for him, so a friend of mine answers that she has no idea what his number is or where he lives, but she will transfer the call to someone who does.............she transfers the call to his stepmom who works admin. We couldnt stop laughing this morning. Dude is in serious trouble.

Ouch.Sucks to be that guy.



I'm very much against 90% of the bitching I see from people my age and older about younger people and everything that's allegedly wrong with them and how they were raised. But the whole dick pic thing is really stupid.

 

[hungry]

Was it a good pic?

That's funny.

As you all know or should know, I work for the state of MI, so we get all of our background pics and screensavers from the statewide server. Well, the last couple of days, I walked into work and the background was a palm tree lit up like a Christmas tree with Season's Greetings in the background. They're letting this go statewide! In case, you don't know. It looks like a big penis having an orgasm. Someone somewhere is having a good laugh.

 

[wlvrnstlr4life]

Was it a good pic?

That's funny.

As you all know or should know, I work for the state of MI, so we get all of our background pics and screensavers from the statewide server. Well, the last couple of days, I walked into work and the background was a palm tree lit up like a Christmas tree with Season's Greetings in the background. They're letting this go statewide! In case, you don't know. It looks like a big penis having an orgasm. Someone somewhere is having a good laugh.

Full body with half of his face, lol.