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Jeter's parting gifts to his one night stands

turok

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As well as likely flowers, an overnight bed-sharing guest of Derek probably also receives a fruit basket with cured sausages, sampler bite-sized cheeses, an assortment of chocolates (crunchy frog too?) in a small box, as well as several tiny bottles of wine, and perhaps an 8" x 10" color or B&W glossy (suitable for framing) of Derek posing with a bat in his Yankee uniform, his pickup/hookup also apparently receives an autographed baseball...?

Derek Jeter gives his hookups autographed baseballs

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??? ::)

Unfortunately for at least one of Jeter's recent love-making conquests, she wasn't a first-timer, and Derek had completely forgotten that he had screwed her before, so she again received another autographed baseball, along with whatever else he customarily gifts his (and many being one and she's done) first-timers with...ahaha!!

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Jeter needs to setup his "little blackbook" in the form of a smartphone, PDA, or whatever gadget that he uses for contacting his lady-friends with a software program that can do cross referencing and dupe tracking so that he can give the occasional second, third, fourth-timers, ect... much more appropriate send-offs, esp to those who managed to catch his eye more than once. He would need to enter more info than their cellphone number, and email addy, so finding out if said prospective lay has a Facebook,Twitter and/or Google+ account might be a wise and prudent action.

:-*

When Jeter is wineing and dining them,or looking to score or hookup himself up with some new strange skirt later in the evening, the subject of having an online social presence could be brought up, and if so, then Derek could excuse himself briefly to use the establishment's restroom, then he or one of his bodyguards/posse/driver/chauffeur could then bookmark it for later review, and avoid possibly getting the same strange that he had enjoyed before, but doesn't recall it/them...

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How many husband's stomachs dropped when remembering that signed Jeter ball their wives gave them the previous year?
 
jmakula87 said:
How many husband's stomachs dropped when remembering that signed Jeter ball their wives gave them the previous year?
lol, I know your are right, can you imagine your wife/GF coming home in the morning with a baseball signed by Jeter? and then finding out about the story.
 
jmakula87 said:
How many husband's stomachs dropped when remembering that signed Jeter ball their wives gave them the previous year?

And you know that shit happened...lol. Imagine being a Yankees fan and your favorite player is Jeter. Your wife has an autographed baseball of the guy. She don't want it, right? It's Christmas. She puts it in a nice glass case and gives it to ya on Christmas...lol. Surprise!! I got this ball after Jeters balls were resting on my chin for 3 hours. Fn pig!! >>>lol.
 
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