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Miami is flooding due to GUESS WHAT?!?

Michchamp

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"Climate change is no longer viewed as a future threat round here," says atmosphere expert Professor Ben Kirtman, of the University of Miami. "It is something that we are having to deal with today."

Every year, with the coming of high spring and autumn tides, the sea surges up the Florida coast and hits the west side of Miami Beach, which lies on a long, thin island that runs north and south across the water from the city of Miami. The problem is particularly severe in autumn when winds often reach hurricane levels. Tidal surges are turned into walls of seawater that batter Miami Beach's west coast and sweep into the resort's storm drains, reversing the flow of water that normally comes down from the streets above. Instead seawater floods up into the gutters of Alton Road, the first main thoroughfare on the western side of Miami Beach, and pours into the street. Then the water surges across the rest of the island.

The effect is calamitous. Shops and houses are inundated; city life is paralysed; cars are ruined by the corrosive seawater that immerses them. During one recent high spring tide, laundromat owner Eliseo Toussaint watched as slimy green saltwater bubbled up from the gutters. It rapidly filled the street and then blocked his front door. "This never used to happen," Toussaint told the New York Times. "I've owned this place eight years and now it's all the time."
 
Maybe the NBA Miami Heat will soon need to change its nickname to the Miami Aqualungs.
 
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Hoax! They just want more money!


Meanwhile the exceptional drought in your state of Cali likely means skyrocketing produce prices for most of the rest of US, especially during winter and spring. Just two more years of that and much of the state will become the new Gobi Desert.

80s Valley Girls to 10s Death Valley-Cali Girls
 
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Science starts with an 'S'. Satan starts with an 'S'. Can't be a coincidence.
 
Science starts with an 'S'. Satan starts with an 'S'. Can't be a coincidence.

Omg! You're right! Oh no! Sex! Salt! Sun! Supper! Sand! Sandwich!

We are so screwed! Ah! Screwed!? Nooooooo...
 
8 years of anecdotal "data", that ought to silence those science denying skeptics.
well, there's more than anecdotal evidence if you click the link, but I know you don't have the attention span to read a 3,000 word article. that's probably why you're able to do your "uniformed jackass on the internet" routine so well.
 
So does Sggatecl. You don't weigh the same as a duck do you?

Everyone is weightless in the ether, and that is his nick, maybe not involving his IRL initials. I always associated goats with Satan, so why not the weight of that animal instead of a duck?
 
Everyone is weightless in the ether, and that is his nick, maybe not involving his IRL initials. I always associated goats with Satan, so why not the weight of that animal instead of a duck?

I'm also not sure why he made the duck comment, and had the same association.
 
I believe in GW... Time to move from the coasts.. It s the American way to wait till the problem is really killing people before we do anything about it..

Crap My last name starts with a S... What does that mean!!!!!
 
Everyone is weightless in the ether, and that is his nick, maybe not involving his IRL initials. I always associated goats with Satan, so why not the weight of that animal instead of a duck?

I'm not concerned about weight in ether; I'm wondering about his weight in water.

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I don't have a single letter "s" in any of my names (first, middle, or last). you can say my name without any lispy hisses... sssssss... of the snake. I am pure and honest.
 
well, there's more than anecdotal evidence if you click the link, but I know you don't have the attention span to read a 3,000 word article. that's probably why you're able to do your "uniformed jackass on the internet" routine so well.

Yes, there is. I had clicked the link and read it and noted there were more unsubstantiated speculative predictions like expectations of 4' to 10' rises in sea levels. Given that the author provides no proof that Miami floods are due to MMCC and predictions cited are purely speculative and none of the other speculative predictions of MMCC alarmists have come true and we've debated this ad nauseam, I don't see much point in having the same stupid argument every time you're fooled by a science-less, chicken little newspaper article. The closest you've come to making a scientific point is the bit about the article being 3,000 words as if that lends credibility to it - just like your belief that credibility of a researcher is based on the number of papers he/she publishes.
 
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