Monkeys Riding Dogs

[TheVictors]

This was the halftime show at yesterday's Broncos v Pats game. It was both bizarre and surreal and odd. The guy who trained them grabbed the Mic and said that these monkeys riding these dogs should go to show everybody that if they have a dream and believe in their dreams, that they can accomplish anything.

It's still debatable whether or not he's referring to the monkeys' and their dream to ride a dog or his dream to train a monkey - willingly or not - to ride a dog.

 

[Michchamp]

This was the halftime show at yesterday's Broncos v Pats game. It was both bizarre and surreal and odd. The guy who trained them grabbed the Mic and said that these monkeys riding these dogs should go to show everybody that if they have a dream and believe in their dreams, that they can accomplish anything.

It's still debatable whether or not he's referring to the monkeys' and their dream to ride a dog or his dream to train a monkey - willingly or not - to ride a dog.

Wow.

Tebow's presence is making your state stupid. Or... more stupid.

Was very glad to see Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and the Pats destroy them at home after having to listen to a bunch of absurd hype all weekend about it.

 

[TheVictors]

It's hard for even God himself to overcome three moronic turnovers and three crucial penalties, granting new england gift 1st Downs. The best part was having fun with the Chowdah heads. Talk about a stick-up-the-ass fanbase.

 

[Michchamp]

New England fans, bla bla bla... whatever.

Your state is basically the Florida of the Rockies now. It's overrun with Jesus freaks and gun-toting lunatics. In a few years, Tebow will be your governor.

 

[tinselwolverine]

There's nothing better than getting two different kinds of animals together and making them do things with each other that are completely unnaural for both of them.

 

[TheVictors]

Colorado Springs has always been Wackjob HQ for the religious right and groups like Focus on the Family. The Patriots playing like a bunch of pussies and getting three turnovers has nothing to do with guns or Jesus.

And John Elway will be Governor well before Timmay would! Heh

 

[tinselwolverine]

"...I dont care if it rains or freezes, long s'I got my plastic Jesus
riding on the dashboard of my car...

...through my trials and tribulations, as I travel through the nations,
with my plastic Jesus, I'll go far..."

Eddie Marrs, George Cromarty and Ed Rush

 

[Michchamp]

TinselWolverine[/color]]"...I dont care if it rains or freezes, long s'I got my plastic Jesus
riding on the dashboard of my car...

...through my trials and tribulations, as I travel through the nations,
with my plastic Jesus, I'll go far..."

Eddie Marrs, George Cromarty and Ed Rush

Vic... do you have a plastic Jesus on your dashboard yet?

It's only a matter of time...

 

[tinselwolverine]

MichChamp, I have a plastic Jesus on the dashboard of my pickup at my house in Dallas...plus I have a gun rack in the back...

 

[TheVictors]

No Jesus.

 

[tinselwolverine]

TinselWolverine[/color]]MichChamp, I have a plastic Jesus on the dashboard of my pickup at my house in Dallas...plus I have a gun rack in the back...

Out here in Hollywood, I ride around West LA with my lefty do gooder friends in a big old limo, sipping chardonnay and talking about all the good shit we do for the rest of humanity...

But when I'm in Texas, it's just me, Jesus and my guns!!!

 

[TheVictors]

I was a Broncos fan long before Timmay was immaculately conceived and will be one long after he's no longer on the roster.

The Team!
The Team!
The Team!

And I will say it was nice purposely avoiding the national media and ESPN all this past week and the NFL pre-game shows yesterday.

 

[Michchamp]

I was a Broncos fan long before Timmay was immaculately conceived and will be one long after he's no longer on the roster.

The Team!
The Team!
The Team!

And I will say it was nice purposely avoiding the national media and ESPN all this past week and the NFL pre-game shows yesterday.

Hmmm... yeah, would've been tough to watch all that, with its corresponding theme that although Tebow may be a mediocre NFL QB, with *JESUS* he can beat anyone, even Tom Brady, and still root for Denver.

 

[Michchamp]

TinselWolverine[/color]]
[quote="TinselWolverine":wscuunvl]MichChamp, I have a plastic Jesus on the dashboard of my pickup at my house in Dallas...plus I have a gun rack in the back...

Out here in Hollywood, I ride around West LA with my lefty do gooder friends in a big old limo, sipping chardonnay and talking about all the good shit we do for the rest of humanity...

But when I'm in Texas, it's just me, Jesus and my guns!!![/quote:wscuunvl]

you are John Milius?

 

[TheVictors]

I was a Broncos fan long before Timmay was immaculately conceived and will be one long after he's no longer on the roster.

The Team!
The Team!
The Team!

And I will say it was nice purposely avoiding the national media and ESPN all this past week and the NFL pre-game shows yesterday.

Hmmm... yeah, would've been tough to watch all that, with its corresponding theme that although Tebow may be a mediocre NFL QB, with *JESUS* he can beat anyone, even Tom Brady, and still root for Denver.

No, the annoying thing is how all these fuckwads in Bristol, CT and New York, who have never followed the Broncos, have created this nightmare where national fans are lead to believe that all Broncos fans are religious zealots and Jesus freaks.

That there are people so stupid out there that they believe somehow Tom Brady isn't a better QB than Tebow or that given three turnovers in basically consecutive possessions and all resulting in excellent Pats field position, he wouldn't be successful. The worst game by far as a team since Tebow was named starter yet it's the Mighty Pats who beat Denver, not the Broncos handing them the game, which they did.

It's mainly that the national media -- the "haters" and the "lovers" -- won't just shut the fuck up about Tebow and won't stop fucking talking about Tebow and won't stop creating this resentment and hatred towards the whole Broncos team because of .... Tebow.

And NONE of this has anything to do with monkeys riding dogs!

 

[Michchamp]

...

And NONE of this has anything to do with monkeys riding dogs!

Now that's where you're wrong.

a monkey riding a dog is emblematic of the entire Denver Broncos fanbase, along with an empty platitude like "following your dreams."

 

[TheVictors]

Yeah, well I'd like to see you train a monkey to ride a dog!

 

[wolverine304]

Who's smarter. The people who let the cart run off and hit people, or this monkey?

 

[easye688]

I've hated the Broncos long before Tebow showed up there and you can blame it all on that horse toothed jackass they had for a QB in Elway......Fuck Schottenheimer and his prevent defense

 

[TheVictors]