But they have women's softball and swimming!!!
Der, they're a Woman's Lacrosse school now.
UM has two main rivals, OSU and MSU, the level of futility against it's two main rivals in recent years has to be unprecedented in sports history, it's caused a form of mental illness among Wolverines and walverinies alike. I mean, jeesh, it's brutal when you start looking at the numbers, 7 of 8 to MSU in Football, 13 of 15 to OSU in Football, UM has won 1 total game in basketball and Football in Columbus combined in 17 years. Izzo is dialing it up and has the MSU program light years beyond Beilein's UM basketball program. It's absolutely been a nightmare that UM fans could never have imagined. On top of their own futility, they have MSU and OSU playing for National Titles and winning the Big Ten, heck, even UM's 3rd rival, ND, recently played for a football Natty. Izzo took a low profile team to a Final 4 last season while Beilein couldn't muster an NIT birth, Izzo has MSU looking at a #1 seed, Beilein is hoping to upset Iowa to avoid the NIT. The results on the field have been torture for UM fans, just the ultimate humiliation year after year, if they aren't getting blown out by OSU in football, they're losing a heart breaker to MSU in football, if they aren't getting blown out my MSU Football they're losing a heart breaker to OSU.
The amount of bad karma UM had to have built up to deserve this decades long skin peeling has to be the size of Mount Everest. And on top of the results, off the field UM is a joke too, they've been among the conference leaders in arrests for several years and have had several high profile incidents. And now they have a savior football coach who has taken SEC/Urban recruiting tactics and multiplied them by 10. They are so all in on Harbaugh it's hilarious to think what happens if they don't win. They've thrown all of their pretend values out the window for a true snake, they lose and it was all for nothing. And their sport's academics remain a bigger joke than ever with harbaugh keeping the General Studies Major dominant despite being the primary guy who called UM Football out for their joke of an academic program several years ago, it's too perfect, you could not define hypocrisy any better.
"WHOA, HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP, AND THE BALL IS FREE...!!!!"