This is my favorite one so far this year:
http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/reds-manager-bryan-price-erupts-in-an-all-time-classic-rant.html
Direct quote:
?So every f****** opponent we have has to know exactly what we have. Which f****** relievers are available, which guys are here and which guys aren?t here, when they can play, and what they can do. It?s nobody?s f****** business. It?s certainly not the opponent?s business. We have to deal with this f****** b*******.?
?I like to talk ? and I have spoken as candidly as I can with you people, if that?s not good enough, I won?t say a f******thing. I?ll go, ?yes sir, no sir.? And I can do that. But f***, I?ve been as candid as I can f****** be about this team and our players, and we?ve got to deal with this s***, every f****** team that we f****** play has to know every f****** guy that?s here and what they can and can?t do? F*** me. It?s a f****** disgrace. I?m f****** sick of this s***. It?s f****** hard enough to f****** win here to have f****** every f****** opponent know exactly what the f*** we bring to the table every day. It?s f****** horse****. I don?t like it. It?s what I?m saying.?
?Your job is not to sniff out every f****** thing is about the Reds and f****** put it out there for every other f****** guy to hear. It?s not your job. You want me to be candid with you? I?ve been candid with you. I f****** talk to you guys like men, I tell you what the f***?s going on with the team, I tell you how I?m feeling as candidly as I can and then this s***? You?ve got to watch this f****** s***??
?So, I?m f******, to be honest with you, I?m f****** sick of this s***. I?m sick of listening to this f****** s***, I?m sick of f****** the f****** second-guessing b*******, you guys can do whatever the f*** you want, but I?ll tell you this ? I?m not going to f****** tell you everything about this f****** club, because you f****** guys are going to out there and sniff it out anyway. I don?t f****** like it one f****** bit. I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you f****** guys and you stick it right up my f****** a** ? and the f****** team?s a**. And I?m sick of it. What do you got? If you don?t got anything, get out and I?ll do this f****** interview with Marty. You don?t have anything? Just get out, please.?